thirty six

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Lauren: im druuuuuuuuuuuuuujuuunk

Mila: lauren

Mila: lauren where r u

Lauren: at a partttay

Mila: do u have a ride home?

Lauren: nooug uys r my only friens

Finah: fuck

Allysus: ill let that slide because of the situation

Mila: do u know where u are

Lauren: at a parrrtray

Mila: no, lauren

Mila: the address

Lauren: OHHH

Lauren: no

ManiBear: i hope u dont think ur driving urself home

Lauren: CAMZZ

Mila: ??? are u ok?

Lauren: I THOUGHT I JUST SAWE U BUT ITR WAS NIT U

Mila: lauren

Mila: u need to call an uber or something

Lauren: mayb ill jus stay herr

Mila: .. what kind of party is it

Lauren: FRAT HOUSS WOOO

Mila: yeah ur not staying there

Lauren: :(( aw

Lauren: but i found a bed

Lauren: eE w THERE WERE TOO PEOPEL HAVING SEX ONIT

Finah: tomorrow when u wake up with a massive headache, im gonna show u this screenshot i just took of u using the wrong version of two

Lauren: idk wht u ssaid that was s lotta wirrds

Finah: ok girl u need to get some water in u

Lauren: YAY WATER ADVENTER

Mila: oh my god

Mila: i dont know whether to worry or just facetime u cause drunk lauren seems really cute and clumsy

Lauren: ok evrtbody needs to limit their word count i cant reD all ths

Allysus: maybe ill call her dad

Lauren: NO MY DAD TOLD ME I COULDNT GO TO THIS HE'LL MURDRED ME IN MY DRUNKEN SLEEP

Allysus: too bad

Allysus: the damage is done

Lauren: im so screwwwwd

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