EXO as Jealous boyfies~

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Kris: that guy? Really? No, he's not beautiful as me.

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Tao: *looks at you* Y/N.. don't make me wushu his ass.

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Luhan: he's not cute as I am!

Luhan: and not manly!

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Xiumin: ain't got shit on me.

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Chen: Hey, he's kinda hand--- NoPe. Hideous.

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Lay: he doesn't have dimples like mine! No one does! >:(

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Suho: *pulls you away from your bias in other group*

Suho: *pissed off laughing* Baby, I feel uncomfortable with you looking and talking to other guys, can we please talk?

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Sehun: *punches the guy*

Guy: *loose consciousness*

You: Sehun! Why did you punch (your bias in other group)?!

Sehun: he's your bias that you're talking about?

Sehun: pffft. He's not even good looking like me.

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Kai: someone's getting a punishment....

Kai: I'll fvck her so hard that she'll never talk to any of her bias. Except for me.

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D.O: he's a man that can't do that job for a woman. He's horrible. >:C

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Chanyeol: Ha! She's with a short thing! Ha! He's only 5"7!

Woozi: I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! *came running with a guitar*

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Baekhyun: what do you see in that piece of lil shit? His eyeliner is nothing compared to this.

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