Kris: that guy? Really? No, he's not beautiful as me.
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////Tao: *looks at you* Y/N.. don't make me wushu his ass.
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////Luhan: he's not cute as I am!
Luhan: and not manly!
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////Xiumin: ain't got shit on me.
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////Chen: Hey, he's kinda hand--- NoPe. Hideous.
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////Lay: he doesn't have dimples like mine! No one does! >:(
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////Suho: *pulls you away from your bias in other group*
Suho: *pissed off laughing* Baby, I feel uncomfortable with you looking and talking to other guys, can we please talk?
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////Sehun: *punches the guy*
Guy: *loose consciousness*
You: Sehun! Why did you punch (your bias in other group)?!
Sehun: he's your bias that you're talking about?
Sehun: pffft. He's not even good looking like me.
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////Kai: someone's getting a punishment....
Kai: I'll fvck her so hard that she'll never talk to any of her bias. Except for me.
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////D.O: he's a man that can't do that job for a woman. He's horrible. >:C
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////Chanyeol: Ha! She's with a short thing! Ha! He's only 5"7!
Woozi: I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! *came running with a guitar*
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////Baekhyun: what do you see in that piece of lil shit? His eyeliner is nothing compared to this.
