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Canola: banana

Canola: such a simple word yet so many meanings

Canola: I love banana's

Canola: why are bananas yellow tho?

Canola: like what if they were pink?

Canola: or red?

Canola: if bananas were a different color would they still be called bananas?

Canola: or would they be called something else?

Canola: I wonder who came up with the names of fruits

Canola: like someone just looked at an apple and was like "lmao apple"

Canola: whoever came up with the name "orange" for oranges was lazy af

Canola: lol what if an apple was just called red

Canola: like "I'm eating a red rn brb"

Allysus: ITS 2 AM GO TO SLEEP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE CUNT

Canola: ... but I have so many questions ..

DinahJ: I have a question

Canola: what's your question?

DinahJ: why tf didn't Alejandro pull out?🙃🙃🙃

Canola: geez, someone's a little cranky, do you need a banana?

Crybaby: WE DONT NEED BANANAS WE NEED SLEEP

NormaniK: I fucking hate all of you sfm all I ask for is at least 8 hours of sleep. But no, Mani can never have what she wants.

Canola: MANIIIIIIIIIIII

Canola: why are bananas yellow?

NormaniK: why tf are you so annoying? Why don't you think about that for awhile?

Canola: ... do you need a banana too?

LaurenJ: camz you know I fucking love you so I'm only doing this out of love

Canola: doing what?

LaurenJ: if you don't shut the fuck up, I will break up with you

Canola: the contract you signed doesn't allow that

LaurenJ: I didn't sign a contract wtf

Canola: remember when I asked you to sign a school packet for me?

LaurenJ: WTF CAMILA YOU MADE ME SIGN A CONTRACT SAYING THAT I CAN NEVER BREAK UP WITH YOU?????

Canola: yes lol, love you baby goodnight😘

DinahJ: and it was in this moment Lauren knew she fucked up

Allysus: Dinah I stg if you start narrating again I will beat the living shit out of you with a bible.

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