Text Time! (MCSM texts, emails etc.)

ONII-CHAN!!!

Ivor: Halp I did something to Ellegaard by accident...

Gabriel: What?

Ellegaard: Sukide wa arimasen!

Magnus: ???

Ellegaard: Magnus-kun, watashi wa kibun ga yokuarimasen!

Soren: Ivor what did you do...

Ivor: I accidentally spilled a Potion Of Bilingual on her, and now she won't stop speaking Japanese!!!

Ellegaard: Eigo na hanaseru bengoshi wo onegai dekimasuka...?

Soren: She said she wants a lawyer who can speak English.

Gabriel: Hang on... since when were there lawyers in this universe? And when could Soren speak Japanese?!

Soren: Since ages ago.

(Harper has joined the chat)

Harper: Hey.

Ellegaard: Konichwa, Harper-sama!

Harper: ...

Ivor: Honey I explain...

Ellegaard: Magnus-kun...

Magnus: I think you're texting to me...

Ellegaard: Watashi wa anata ga daisuki desu! Anata wa totemo kawaii desu!!!

Magnus: ... I have no idea what she said... I only understood kawaii...

Soren: I ain't translating all of that...

Ivor: AHA! I FOUND A POTION TO REVERSE IT!

Ellegaard: Onii-chan?

Ivor: ...

Soren: She called you big brother.

Ivor: Uhh...

Ellegaard: Onii-chan... I was kidding. You just spilled a water bottle on me.

Ivor: ...

Ellegaard: Oh, and thanks for the drink!

Ivor: DON'T DRINK IT.

Ellegaard: ... ça va mal...

Soren: I DRAW THE LINE AT FRENCH.