thirty seven

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[12:45]

taekitback: remind me

taekitback: how did you get into my house?

jjk.art: well now see u insert a tension wrench into the key hole for starters

taekitback: right only nerds like you would carry around a "tension wrench"

jjk.art: ok but what if somebody tries to kidnap me

jjk.art: i've gotta have some sort of weapon on me

taekitback: so a fucking tension wrench? not a pocket knife or something?

jjk.art: well yeah

jjk.art: it gives u a wider range of choices than a pocket knife- those r way too overrated

jjk.art: what if im in a more choking mood, huh? what if i don't want to stab the person? it's all about options hyung

jjk.art: a wrench that breaks up all the tension in life ((:

taekitback: weirdo

taekitback: so anyways, hit me up with the latest gossip

jjk.art: u want gossip?

jjk.art: jessica in my art class painted this huge ass portrait for her bf with oils to celebrate their two year anniversary- it took her like 8 hours to paint it. but what i heard from ana is that he's actually cheating on jessica with that musical theatre chick that idk the name of but one time tried to take one of my lollipops and had to deal with the wrath of a thousand suns.

taekitback: what the hell

taekitback: i wanted to know what's up with the package suga sent you not first world artist problems

jjk.art: wtf those are actual problems ok 8 damn hours

jjk.art: do you know how many layers that is?

taekitback: "oh my god a singular bristle on my paintbrush is 14 degrees to crooked i can't dip this imperfection into my oil paints"

jjk.art: feel the wrath of a thousand suns bitch thAts aN acTUAl ISSue

taekitback: after you tell me what suga sent you

jjk.art: so i low-key told him to write me a sappy letter but i don't think the boy knows the difference between sappy and flat out disgusting

taekitback: what did it say?

jjk.art: just apologised for all he did. he offered to give an explanation, but only when im ready to hear one

jjk.art: but the dude literally brought up a convo we had aboUT A WEEK AGOOOO

taekitback: ew jeongguk that's a gross song reference

jjk.art: look at me being all hip and new B))

jjk.art: dank lit fam turn it up

taekitback: jeongguk you're literally nineteen you can't even make these "hip and relatable jokes"

taekitback: and boy you use "dank", "lit" and "fam" all the time

jjk.art: touché mademoiselle

taekitback: i could handle the spanish but don't you dare whip french into my face you muffin

jjk.art: us french only know of croissants

taekitback: i'll judge you on that lame stereotype later- what did he bring up in the letter?

jjk.art: so last week i pestered him to tell me who hobi was to him right

jjk.art: and while doing so, i told him that i would draw him if he told me what his connection was to hobi

jjk.art: so i owe him a drawing which means i have to talk to him in order to get the picture

taekitback: wow suga strikes with some a+ receipts

jjk.art: ew ur such a hippie

taekitback: ew you're suh a racist

jjk.art: tú eres un pato disléxico

taekitback: gold damn it jungkook what does that men

jjk.art: it means ur a wonderful smart person and ily for keeping the box for me <33

taekitback: you see my username? that wonderful pun and a half?

jjk.art: sí

taekitback: that's what i'm going to do, get ready for me to barge into your house and get that box

jjk.art: pft ok try me and my sturdy door

jjk.art: who goes by the name leonardoor da vinci

[13:12]

jjk.art: WTF GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

jjk.art: IM NOT DRESSED

taekitback: tension wrench bitch

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