[12:45]
taekitback: remind me
taekitback: how did you get into my house?
jjk.art: well now see u insert a tension wrench into the key hole for starters
taekitback: right only nerds like you would carry around a "tension wrench"
jjk.art: ok but what if somebody tries to kidnap me
jjk.art: i've gotta have some sort of weapon on me
taekitback: so a fucking tension wrench? not a pocket knife or something?
jjk.art: well yeah
jjk.art: it gives u a wider range of choices than a pocket knife- those r way too overrated
jjk.art: what if im in a more choking mood, huh? what if i don't want to stab the person? it's all about options hyung
jjk.art: a wrench that breaks up all the tension in life ((:
taekitback: weirdo
taekitback: so anyways, hit me up with the latest gossip
jjk.art: u want gossip?
jjk.art: jessica in my art class painted this huge ass portrait for her bf with oils to celebrate their two year anniversary- it took her like 8 hours to paint it. but what i heard from ana is that he's actually cheating on jessica with that musical theatre chick that idk the name of but one time tried to take one of my lollipops and had to deal with the wrath of a thousand suns.
taekitback: what the hell
taekitback: i wanted to know what's up with the package suga sent you not first world artist problems
jjk.art: wtf those are actual problems ok 8 damn hours
jjk.art: do you know how many layers that is?
taekitback: "oh my god a singular bristle on my paintbrush is 14 degrees to crooked i can't dip this imperfection into my oil paints"
jjk.art: feel the wrath of a thousand suns bitch thAts aN acTUAl ISSue
taekitback: after you tell me what suga sent you
jjk.art: so i low-key told him to write me a sappy letter but i don't think the boy knows the difference between sappy and flat out disgusting
taekitback: what did it say?
jjk.art: just apologised for all he did. he offered to give an explanation, but only when im ready to hear one
jjk.art: but the dude literally brought up a convo we had aboUT A WEEK AGOOOO
taekitback: ew jeongguk that's a gross song reference
jjk.art: look at me being all hip and new B))
jjk.art: dank lit fam turn it up
taekitback: jeongguk you're literally nineteen you can't even make these "hip and relatable jokes"
taekitback: and boy you use "dank", "lit" and "fam" all the time
jjk.art: touché mademoiselle
taekitback: i could handle the spanish but don't you dare whip french into my face you muffin
jjk.art: us french only know of croissants
taekitback: i'll judge you on that lame stereotype later- what did he bring up in the letter?
jjk.art: so last week i pestered him to tell me who hobi was to him right
jjk.art: and while doing so, i told him that i would draw him if he told me what his connection was to hobi
jjk.art: so i owe him a drawing which means i have to talk to him in order to get the picture
taekitback: wow suga strikes with some a+ receipts
jjk.art: ew ur such a hippie
taekitback: ew you're suh a racist
jjk.art: tú eres un pato disléxico
taekitback: gold damn it jungkook what does that men
jjk.art: it means ur a wonderful smart person and ily for keeping the box for me <33
taekitback: you see my username? that wonderful pun and a half?
jjk.art: sí
taekitback: that's what i'm going to do, get ready for me to barge into your house and get that box
jjk.art: pft ok try me and my sturdy door
jjk.art: who goes by the name leonardoor da vinci
[13:12]
jjk.art: WTF GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
jjk.art: IM NOT DRESSED
taekitback: tension wrench bitch