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raylee | lewis
❝you fucking brat.❞
❝uh, hey to you too, sunshine.❞
❝is there actually something wrong with you?❞
❝not as i am aware of. why?❞
❝do you know what time it is?❞
❝summertime?❞
❝wrong, troy nagging bolton. it's four am."
❝i was was trying to reach sandra.❞
❝do i sound like a 'sandra' to you?❞
❝not really, your voice is kinda deeper than hers . . . i'm so sorry by the way. it wasn't my intentions to wake you up.❞
❝whatever. goodn-❞
❝what's your name?❞
❝. . . that's the most random thing i've ever heard, stranger . . . is there a reason as for why you're wondering?❞
❝uh, why not?❞
❝i don't know, you tell me."
"i don't know either. i'm not jumba."
". . . the fuck?"
❝yikes, you're one of those uptight guys.❞
❝what? no! and it's lewis.❞
❝i like it. the name signifies the word smart, because you know . . . meet the robinsons, right?"
❝hilarious.❞
❝oh, don't i already know it? also, i'm raylee.❞
❝raylee . . . hm, i don't raylee care.❞
❝ouch, but i guess i desereved it for waking you up. also, i'm going to use that one!❞
❝wow.❞
❝what?❞
❝first conversation ever where you're actually apolgizing for being annoying. i think it's a fucking miracle.❞
❝but, you know, even miracles take a little time.❞
❝i kind of need you to drown in the bottom of atlantica.❞
❝wait, did you quote the little mermaid? damn. and you don't like cinderella?❞
❝i actually loathe her. and ariel.❞
❝and i loathe you. i'm so happy you woke up. now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go and try not to drown in the bottom of atlantica."
❝was that it? me offending cinderella and ariel was the thing that set you off?❞
❝fuck off.❞
❝that's the funniest thing i've ever heard. i also don't think disney lovers curse.❞
❝bitch.❞
❝not yours at least. thank god for that.❞
❝. . .❞
❝huh, would you look at that. i should irritate her often.❞
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Short Storyonce upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead. rankings: short story 1 humor 1
