thirty nine

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jjk.art: so

jjk.art: my brain decided to wake up from a twelve year long nap

jjk.art: kinda late in the whole 'not failing school' department

jjk.art: but i've been enlightened with the memory my brain was able to store away

minswag: the fact that it's actually functional is surprising

jjk.art: ruuuuuDe

jjk.art: but i need a picture of you to draw, right

minswag: oh yeah. you know that was just an excuse to force you to talk to me, right?

jjk.art: u know my brain waking up was totallly not an excuse for having a picture of my fav artist on my phone

jjk.art: butimean5dollarsis5dollars

minswag: im still one of your favourite artists?

jjk.art: yeah, y wouldn't u b?

minswag: because what i did to you

jjk.art: dude u did nothing wrong

jjk.art: plus good art is good art despite lame personality

minswag: oh wow are you saying i have a lame personality

jjk.art: sí señor

jjk.art: like literally

jjk.art: if someone were to be stabbed in front of u, ud totally just go "damn im so defeated... brb gotta tell my insta followers im screwed and bribe them into buying my prints before i die"

minswag: actually i'd tell the murderer that wasn't knife of him to stab the person, then i'd tell instagram how swag i am and they should totally buy a swag man's prints

jjk.art: r u a software update

jjk.art: bc ew not now

minswag: uh appreciate art

jjk.art: the art of disappointment does not need to be appreciated

minswag: you useless crap

jjk.art: cuts deep dude y did u just do that

minswag: didn't you just say the art of disappointment doesn't need to be appreciated?

jjk.art: roasted using my own roast

jjk.art: this convo needs to go to a kbq so the meat will actually roast

jjk.art: //coughcough//tae poisoning us with uncooked meat //cough//

minswag: goddamn it taehyung you had one job

jjk.art: right he was supposed to cOOK the meat

minswag: haha no he was supposed to assassinate you. dude cost precious money

jjk.art: ok suga if ur making a joke pls make it a little more obvious

minswag: sorry is my humour a little raw?

jjk.art: u kNOW I JUST CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME BUT IM FEELING SO ATTACKED

minswag: having a good time was on the steak since the beginning of this conversation, kookie

jjk.art: can u not

minswag: porkque?

jjk.art: SPANISH PUNS? NO THAT CROSSED THE LINE

jjk.art: APOLOGIES

minswag: okok sorry

jjk.art: now send me a picture of u before i hurt u

minswag:

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i thought you'd prefer to meat my puns instead of my face but i guess not

jjk.art: woAH

minswag: i cown't seem to understand what you're feeling right now

jjk.art: goTTA 2NE1

minswag: C(u)L ater

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