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taekitback: yoyo i have no froyo and im hungry so feed me before i go loco

park.jimin: im sorry who's eminem i only know kim taehyung that was an applaudable rap

taekitback: yoyo jimin's a really short guy... please die id trade your life for a pie. and no thats no lie, i swear to the gods in the sky

park.jimin: annnnnd u lost my respect

jjk.art: he just got mine

jjk.art: tae if ur so hungry just go and buy some food

taekitback: uh hell no using my money on food is a disgrace to my religion

park.jimin: what religion

taekitback: guccilism

jjk.art: guCCILISM

taekitback: the practice of altering your physical appearance in such a way that solely consists of gucci. we pray to our lord in our hella expensive clothes and celebrate our riches on the day we call Yom Guccir

taekitback: but anyways, guccilism is why i declared im hiring hoseok hyung to get me all my food

park.jimin: y can't i get ur food

taekitback: well i mean most days id let you but today i'm feeling more than just two packs of ramen, the maximum capacity of your tiny hands

park.jimin: i can't help it that i was born stuck in the body of one of the seven dwarfs )):

jungstallion: actually i'm kind of busy i have an exam coming up soon

taekitback: ok but here me out, my friend this is the correct route, don't you dare ever doubt please don't freakout or pout - ya' only can after you buy out

jungstallion: are you trying to become a rapper

taekitback: what do you mean BECOME i am the rap lord

taekitback: taking all the fame, such a hoard. what, not a rapper? please, i'll drop some discord, you better bore you sword because this warlord will step forward and teach you how to respect a good diss track record

taekitback: drop the mic

jungstallion: that was

jungstallion: does chipotle sound good?

taekitback: nah im feeling panda express today

jjk.art: oh hobi r u coming back to the house anytime soon?

jungstallion: well unless tae is forcing me to stay and listen to his mixtape as he eats or something then yeah i'm going back once i deliver the food

jjk.art: oh ok i've gotta talk to u about something

park.jimin: oh yes kook please do talk to me while we r quite literally under the same roof right now

jjk.art: ur too far im not moving to talk to the likes of u

park.jimin: i'll walk over to u then

jjk.art: nah i'd rather text suga

park.jimin: oh wait are u guys on chill terms now

jjk.art: yeah we are

park.jimin: that's good

taekitback: you know what's also good?

taekitback: mY RAPPING ABILITIES

park.jimin: KIM JUAN GUCCI THE NINETH TAEHYUNG, JEONGGUK AND I WERE HAVING A MOMENT RIGHT THERE hOW DARE U DISRESPECT US ON SUCH A LEVEL

jungstallion: tae im on the way with a crap ton of chinese does that sound good

taekitback: that sounds good we should totally celebrate the chinese culture

taekitback: by blasting lu at the table

park.jimin: lu is not appropriate for the table

taekitback: what do you think im able to play anything non detestable? oh please, i'll pull out my data table and show you solely dream and fableee

jungstallion: stop rapping i might actually crash the car

park.jimin: tae i hate u and ur lame raps so much words can't even describe

jjk.art: says the one who begs for him to come back every night

park.jimin: ok nobody likes u kookie

jjk.art: says the one who begs for a piece of trash rapper to come back every night because nobody else would ever like him

park.jimin: WOAH

taekitback: TAKE IT SLOW, BRO, THATS NOT HOW IT CAN FLOW I THINK YOU SHOULD GO

jungstallion: taehyung i value this car deeply don't you dare make me crash it

taekitback: is it gucci

jungstallion: no?

taekitback: then it ain't worth yo time

taekitback: guccilism my dude you've got to convert

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