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11:37 pm

jhoppies
hOi sUgA-SsHII

jhoppies
;)))

sugaswag
hey

jhoppies
so how are yo

sugaswag
i don't know. i'm good, i guess

jhoppies
aw

jhoppies
you type things clearly

jhoppies
no abbrevations or smth

sugaswag
oh okay

jhoppies
anyways fam

jhoppies
i am here to be your friend and it's currently 11:57 pm here

jhoppies
where are you from, suga?

jhoppies
from candies?

sugaswag
hah

sugaswag
what a joke

sugaswag
im from daegu

jhoppies
i think ur far away from me eh

jhoppies
im from gwangju

jhoppies
or maybe we're just near

sugaswag
idk

jhoppies
mhm same fam

jhoppies
you're just 110 miles away ????

sugaswag
idk ??

jhoppies
i searched it on googs and it says that the distance between gwangju and daegu is only 177 kms

jhoppies
or 106/110 miles

jhoppies
or not idk rlly

sugawswag
okay

jhoppies
so whats ur real name?

sugaswag
yoongi

sugaswag
min yoongi

jhoppies
oHOHOHO

jhoppies
so you're a min

jhoppies
a min guy

jhoppies
did you get my joke

sugaswag
no ?

sugaswag
i have no sense of humor

jhoppies
min - mean

jhoppies
you're a min (mean) guy

jhoppies
you get it?

sugaswag
idk maybe

jhoppies
what the fuck

sugaswag
that's my line you piece of shit

jhoppies
wow

jhoppies
i didnt know

jhoppies
okays

jhoppies
im a jung

jhoppies
jung hoseok, at your service

sugaswag
nice to meet you, jung hoeseok

jhoppies
biSh WHAT THE DUQ

jhoppies
WHA T THE FUQ

sugaswag
you love duqs?

jhoppies
wOw

jhoppies
lmao so how old are you?

sugaswag
hmm

sugaswag
24

sugaswag
what about u

jhoppies
oHSHIT

jhoppies
i forgot

jhoppies
wJaT THE FUICKL

jhoppies
ok brb i feel sleepy

jhoppies
aw i wanna sleep

jhoppies
bc it's 12:17 here

jhoppies
good mornight suga/mean yoongi

sugaswag
okay

sugaswag
okay good night

sugaswag
but what the fuck is good mornight

a/n:
yO hEY

soRRY FOR ANY GRAMMATICAL ERROR OML THIS IS SO FREAKING LAME AND MY GRAMMAR IS SO BAD AINDKNSKS. i trIED MY BEST TO MAKE THIS CHAP FUNNY BUT YO I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. SO 'goOD moRnight' is whAt we call 'morning' + 'night' I LEARNED THIS WHEN I READ A TAGALOG EPISTOLARY BOOK (23:11 💕) YEAH HEHE HUHUHU

BYE LMAO THANK YOU FOR READING !! HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE ❤

- rain ☔












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