Deer stoopid unsensitive scientists,
How dare you say that my parents have lied to me. THEY HAVE NOT. They are very famous pototas, and im sure you have heard of them. My brudda, in fact, is Harry Potota, the most famouse potota of them ALL. I know my heritige more that YUU because you are not a bielver in the one tru potota god. I hope he curses all your frenchiefires. And he will smite you down, unbeiiever who is worse than umbridgpotato.
Sincielry
A very offended potota
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RandomA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.
