Dear Fangirl61322,
Please just console yourself with ice cream and tacos, like any other teenage girl. We understand that you have been indoctrinated with these beliefs, but we have gone through multiple records and DNA tests. Here are our conclusions:
You are not a potato
You have no brother named "Harry Potota"
Your parents are not "famous pototas"
We understand that you may believe in a "potota god" but here at our institute, we believe in one God, our Lord and Savior. Please accept our condolences as you go through this tough time.
Sincerely,
The (HUMAN) Scientists at somethin somethin somethin University.
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Potato
RandomA scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.
