I woke up to someone jumping on my bed.
"GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!" I hear B/F yell at the top of her lungs.
"Go away."
"NOPE! GET UP!"
"Go away."
"IF YOU DON'T GET UP I WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR JUNK FOOD."
"Mehhhh." I push her off the bed and sit up. "Out, I have to change."
"We're both girls, y'know. It's not like I'm a certain white-haired boy." her eyebrows danced, and I throw a pillow at her. She retreated out of my room with a smirk.
Going through my closet, I pull out a black sweatshirt with the words "Hi, I'm Awkward." written in white. I also take out black shorts, a white beanie, and F/C tights. After I put them on, I walk out to my living room. In a split second, Jack jumps in front of me.
"Pancaaaaaakes!" he pleaded, holding the pancake mix.
I sigh. "Fiiiine. Anyone else want pancakes?" I ask to everyone else in the room. Sandy and everyone nods.
I waddle into the kitchen, and turn the stove on, putting the pan over it. Taking the box from Jack, I start mixing the ingredients together. A minute later, I turn back to the stove and my eyes widen.
"HOW THE HECK DID I LIGHT THE PAN ON FIRE?!" I yell, grabbing it. I run to Jack and yell something at him. He turns around, confused.
"What-OH JEEZ." he makes snow fall onto the flame, putting them out. "Since when was it possible to set a pan on fire?"
-- Time Skip --
I set the pancakes on the table, followed by the jar of powdered sugar and maple syrup. Jack it the first one to the table, and he grabs the powdered sugar, dumping it onto the pancakes. A stupid grin enters his face.
"Hey, that looks like snow."
Bunny hops up behind him, scowling. "You just realized that, mate?"
"Yes, and I told you to stop calling me mate."
"Sure thing, Frosty."
Jack grabbed a hand full of powdered sugar and threw it at Bunny. Bunny stopped short, getting a face-full of the sugar. He turns on Jack, growling.
"I wish I had popcorn." I whisper, sitting down with my pancakes, watching them yell stupid names at each other. Kinda like Natsu and Gray [A/N: I'm sorry, I had to XD]. Sandy popped up on the other side of me, and floated onto one of the chairs. He began to reach for the maple syrup, but his little arms were too short, so I pushed it towards him. He smiled at me and began pouring the syrup onto the pancakes.
B/F appeared next to me, and whispered so that only I could hear.
"Wanna prank them?"
"Totally."
"Icebucket challenge?"
"That won't effect Jack."
"Oh, yeah. Forgot about that....."
I remembered something from a TV show.
"I have an idea, follow me."
I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen, the powdered sugar, the rest of the pancake batter, and food die, mixing them all into the bowl. It made a thick paste.
"You get Bunny, I'll get Jack." I say, handing her some of it. She nodded and snuck onto the table that was behind Bunny, so I did the same. I made the countdown, and on 3 we both jumped onto our target's back, pouring the paste onto their heads. We quickly massaged the paste into as much hair as we could get.
The boys screeched, and grabbed us, throwing us onto the couch. Sandy, North, and Tooth stare at their hair in amusement. Jack and Bunny glare at us, while we roll around laughing.
"What did you do?" Bunnymund angrily asks.
"Let's just say... hope you like the new hair color."
Their eyes widen and they look at each other.
"Your hair is orange!" Jack laughs at Bunny.
"Your hair purple!" Bunny laughs back.
I grab B/F's wrist and drag her into my room, and lock the door.
"They can't attempt murder when we're locked in here." I tell her.
-- Time Skip --
I open YouTube on the big TV, and select This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race by Fall Out Boy. [ Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHKg3NrOf8 ]
"You ready?" I ask B/F.
"I was born ready." she replies. I click play.
Jack's POV
I walk into the living room with my purple hair, and find Y/N and B/F/N dancing awkwardly. A loud song plays on the TV, and they sign along with it. Amused, I sit on the couch when they don't notice me. With every separate beat, they strike a different awkward pose. It took all my might not to laugh.
[A/N: The words "damned" and "god" are in this song, so be aware.]
"I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
And don't really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing
That's just the business I'm in, yeah
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
I'm not a shoulder to cry on
But I digress
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
I wrote the gospel on giving up
(You look pretty sinking)
But the real bombshells have already sunk
(Prima donnas of the gutter)
At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleep
Crashing not like hips or cars*,
No, more like p-p-p-parties
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
This bandwagon's full
Please, catch another
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
Yeah...
Whoa-oh
All the boys who the dance floor didn't love
And all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough
Sing, until your lungs give out
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
(Now you)
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
(Wear out the groove)
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
(Sing out loud)
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
(Oh, oh)
This ain't a scene, it's a god damned arms race
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate"
They both finished in the same pose, breathing heavily.
"That..... was.... awesome...." B/F/N breathes out.
"Yeah..." Y/N laughed.
I couldn't take it anymore.
"I'M DYING OVER HERE!" I yell out, laughing. They both practically jump out of their skins, and look at me.
"H-How long have you been there?"
"Long enough! Oh, that was awesome!"
They both looked at each other.
"You get the arms, I'll get the legs."
Before I could react, I was being carried away into Y/N's room. They set me down, sending me death glares.
"You don't mention this.... to anyone.... got it?" B/F/N growls.
"Not a word." Y/N mumbled.
"But I wanna!" I whine, putting on my puppy dog face. A pillow hits my face, wiping it right off. "Alright, fine."
"Thanks, Frosty."
"STOP CALLING ME FROSTY!"
