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raylee | lewis
❝. . . and in closing, congratulations on finding someone you'll not poke your eyes off. you deserve all the luck you can get.❞
❝that's the worst thing i have ever heard, raylee.❞
❝oh well. it's still a first draft and it needs a bit shining.❞
❝a bit? you kidding me? you need to . . . burn that and hope she'll never see it. if it was my wedding, i'd be offended.❞
❝you think you can do any better?❞
❝oh, i know i can do better. my mother has remarried . . . five times now, i think? i'm sure i've got the hang of it.❞
❝i'm hopeless, aren't i?❞
❝no.❞
❝thank you, that means a l-❞
❝you're worse.❞
❝fuck you.❞
❝you really need to wash your mouth with soap. it's an unspoken rule that it's taboo for disney lovers to curse.❞
❝you hypocrite.❞
❝i guess so. but what can i do about it?❞
❝die.❞
❝. . .❞
❝are you still there?❞
❝. . .❞
❝wait, i just got a message. let me check it.❞
❝by all means.❞
❝. . .❞
❝. . .❞
❝someone just sent me 'i can't die when you're a part of the circle of my life'. it's a disney pickup line. i guess it's cute, kind of.❞
❝. . .❞
❝oh, it was you who sent that to me. i'm so slow. what's that's supposed to mean, anyway?❞
❝. . .❞
❝and wow. i'm actually talking to myself?❞
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Short Storyonce upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead. rankings: short story 1 humor 1
