Side pack + Friends One Shots

Just Ask Her Already (Simon)

Michael's POV

I looked across the kitchen and couldn't help but take a step back from the scene in front of me, these two arguing and going at it for a solid half an hour already.

Josh: "Are they still going at it?"

Simon: "YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN HERE WITH HIM AND FUCKING HAVE A GO AT ME FOR DOING MY Job!"

Michael: "Yeah still going."

Vik walked in behind us and tried to promptly walk back out but I grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him back in.

Vik: "I have a video to do with Lachlan."

Michael: "No sex videos till you endure this torture with me."

I hadn't even been paying attention till she slammed the door behind her as she walked out.

Michael: "Guys do you hear that?"

Josh: "Hear what?"

Michael: "Exactly. Simon what the fuck is wrong now?"

Simon: "Ugh how long have you been standing there for?"

Michael: "Well I would have left when you started but I backed up into Josh. So from the start."

Simon: "She's infuriating, she comes in here, with you I can understand that as you two are close and she has a go at me. Telling me I'm fucking pathetic and stupid. That my channel is so boring a nun with a died would be more entertaining to watch. She told me to go prick myself on Preston's cactus and stormed off."

I'm not going to lie, Both Josh and I tried hard not to laugh.

Michael: "You're the man here. Why not just tell her what she wants to hear and then be like nope I'm going to do my own thing."

Simon: "She watches my channel dick head."

Josh: "And? Michael watches my channel but you don't hear me complaining."

Simon: "Because Michael is your boyfriend. You wouldn't complain because he would deny you for a week. Remember what happened last time?"

Vik: "You leave Lachlan and I out of this. I didn't know they were still together."

Michael: "I've seen the video. Lachlan's a terrible bottom. I hope he learnt something from you Josh."

Josh: "I'm not sure."

Vik: "Oh he did."

Simon: "For fuck sake guys really? This is why I wish JJ was here. I need someone to talk about girls with."

Michael: "Well I mean you have Kaila."

Josh: "Yeah. Girls talk about girls all the time."

Simon: "I'd rather talk about girls with a guy. Not someone I want to take out to dinner."

Kaila: "Excuse me?"

Josh: "Isn't this where we run?"

Vik: "I think so."

Michael: "Oh no. I am here for a month. And Kaila lives here now. No fucking way in he'll am I going back home and missing this. And time with my second favorite straight boy."

Simon: "Second favorite? Fuck you."

Michael: "I grew up with Jay leave me alone."

Kaila: "Back to you wanting to take me out to dinner."

I watched as Simon stood up and I couldn't help but actually laugh at the height difference, With Simon being a solid 6 foot 2 minimum, And Kaila falling in at 5 foot 2. It was the funniest thing in the world. And yet when those two argue, as this wasn't the first time... Or one of the first ten times they have. It was like pitting a pot of jam against an avalanche... And Kaila was the avalanche. Simon's feelings for her were to the point where she said jump he wouldn't even question it and launch himself off the floor. Yet this is the first time we have ever heard him say out loud that he wants to take her out.