Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️

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so your car is fixed then?

fuck I completely forgot.

how.

You complete me, babe.

fuck off.

only if you fuck off with me.

I should be the one sending you this shit.

I'm the guy.

um,,,

Sexist much?

can't a girl make some dirty jokes here and there?

sure, you could.

but could you do it away from me?

gosh it makes me so sad how little you care for me.

boohoo.

what did you expect?

I accidentally texted you.

Key word being accidentally.

Wouldn't that make you think it was fate?

No, it would make me think I typed in the wrong number.

And now some teenage girl is stalking me.

Puh-lease.

you're too boring to stalk.

and you'd know?

Yeah

I would.

I'm a pretty good judge of character, and babe, your character sucks.

that's fine, though.

it's cute on you.

that makes no sense.

WHY DON'T YOU EVER MAKE ANY SENSE.

talent.

You say everything you do is talent.

That's because everything I do is talent.

not meaning to sound big headed, or anything.

No, of course not.

I'm the least narcissistic person in the whole world.

you never fail to one up yourself.

You never fail to seem like you've got a stick up yourself.

Are you calling me stuck up?

perhaps.

Idk I just wanted to say something smart back.

Wow, babe.

Just wow.