Super Mario Texting! {REQUESTS CLOSED}

FAKER!

IN THE LAST RIO 2016 OLYMPIC GAMES, Sonic has been talking to Mario about Shadow, leading into a conversation about rip-off fan characters, which led to Mario's potential of being copied. In Mario Kart 7, Mario realized that he was right, and in Mario Kart 8, Pink-Gold Peach gave Peach a reallly hard time. THIS IS THE LIFE THAT THE REAL PEOPLE FACE AGAINST THEIR... FAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mario to Metal Mario

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Metal Mario: hey twin 

Mario: I'm not your

Metal Mario: Oh yes you are shut up 

Mario: Luigi is my only sibling. now go away

Metal Mario: NEVAAAAAAAH 

Metal Mario: I'm bored

Mario: well I'm actually quite busy stop wasting my time.

Metal Mario: If you were "so" busy, then why did you have the time to pick up your phone? 

Mario: ...

Mario: IT WAS IN MY POCKET 

Mario: YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE YOUR BUTT SHAKING LIKE THAT

Metal Mario: XD 

Mario: ...well crap I didn't mean for that to be like

Metal Mario: HO-LEE CRAP MARIO 

Mario: shut up

Metal Mario: no 

Mario: shut up

Metal Mario: no

Mario: shut up

Metal Mario: no

Mario: shut up

Metal Mario: no

Mario: SHATDAPP

(pause)

Metal Mario: no

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Later that day...

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Metal Mario: How do you do it?

Mario: do what? 

Metal Mario: Race so well

Mario: ...I drive, make sure I hold the gas, drift...

Mario: basic racing requirements.

Metal Mario: What about the powers? How can you hit someone from long-distance with a green shell like that?? 

Mario: idk

Metal Mario: YOU ARE LIKE THE BEST I'VE SEEN AND YOU JUST SAY IDK?? 

Mario: Well I'm flattered

Mario: I've just been racing longer than you 

Mario: that's all. Ever since 1992. Those were the days...

Metal Mario: So all I have to do is just race, and get better over time? 

Mario: Yeah basically. Practice makes perfect.