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Link has named the chat "Triforce Squad"
Zelda: ...... I'm never letting you name the group chats ever again.
Ganondorf: For once, I agree with the princess.
Link: ... I'm sorry.
Zelda: You better be sorry. But your entire heart into that apologize because you have destroyed my trust in you with these names!
Ganondorf: .......
Link: ........
Link: Hey, speaking of hearts, I've been wondering this for a long time, but where do they come from?
Ganondorf: That is one of the most idiotic questions I have heard. What do you mean "Where do they come from?"
Link: I'm serious! I mean I understand when I get them from bosses. You gut the heart out.
Zelda: Wait, WHAT?! What do you do?!
Link: That aside, what about the hearts you find in grass? Or pots? How do you explain those?!
Ganondorf: I suppose you have a point.
Link: What if there's a serial killer on the loose?! Tearing people's hearts out and storing them for later use!
Zelda: ....... Yeah there's definitely a serial killer.
Ganondorf: Yep...
Link: Oh no! Why didn't you tell me?! Well if it wasn't for me and finding those hearts then that killer would probably be super-saiyan powerful. I WILL bring an end to this! For Hyrule!
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Ganondorf: He does know that it him, right?
Zelda: I highly doubt that.
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RandomHey guys. I just wanted to try something different. So I hope you enjoy it. Link: That could have been better. Shut up, Link Link: I'm just saying the truth. FINE! You do a summary, then. Link: *Clears Throat* Join me and my friends as we text about...
