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"Hel-"
"THE FUCK JUDY! WHY DID YOU DITCH ME AGAIN?"
"YOU STILL HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER MISTER!"
"Oh. It's you again!"
"Why do you seem so excited?"
"Because I still have to convince you about doing the frickle-frackle with me."
"The offer seems tempting but I would have to say no."
"Why? Give me three reasons why."
"I don't have time for this. Didn't you say you were ditched?"
"Oh fuck!...But give me the three reasons quickly!"
"1. You're a stranger.
2. You use the word frickle-frackle and that kills the mood.
3. You're a stranger."
"Reasonable enough! I ha-OMG I SEE JUDY!"
*beeps*
"I hope he doesn't call again."
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The Wrong Number
Short Story*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dying?" *** Where Kenneth Jones accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversatio...
