Funny stuff and my randomness

If I did a project with my 'crush' (even though I don't have one)

Me: You are so stupid and ugly you dumb trollish fish you IDIOTIC MORON!! You did this wrong and that wrong! What else can you do wrong?!

Him: uh. . . What? I just breathed. . .

Me: EXACTLY!!!!! SO STOP BREATHING!!!! Uh, that came out wrong. . . WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME

Him: You are as confusing as the process to open up your water bottle

Me: I KNOW YOU IDIOT!!! Can you get anymore thick-headed?! *mutters under breath* why do I even like this guy?

Him: I can hear you. . .

Me: I KNOW YOU IMBECILE

Him: So do you want to take a break?

Me: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU MORON SINCE YOU SEEM TO KNOW EVERYTHING?!

Him: what? . . . *whispers* this girl is crazy

Me: YOU LITTLE- *slaps him*

Me: *accidentally tackles him*

A few minutes later. . .

Me: So this is awkward, huh?

Him: GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY PHYSCO!!!!!"