Band Jokes 5

Emo Fanfics: A summary

Pete: The hyped up meme one. Cheats on Patrick and Mikey with each other. For some reason he's always holding parties?? I don't know

Patrick: Bean. Gets really angry when things don't go his way. "How can you NOT know David Bowie's entire discography by heart?" 😒😤

Joe and Andy: Basically nonexistent

Brendon: Always starting group chats (why are there so many group chat fics?? my god) Kind of a whore. Gives blowjobs in school bathrooms and then has a mental breakdown. Floofy hair to the max

Ryan: The gross gremlin most of the time. Brendon's "Bad Boy" ex. Too many cheese whiz jokes

Jon and Spencer: Also nonexistent

Dallon: Tall beanpole who dates Brendon. Puts up with too many memes

Gerard: Sassy one. Wears either dresses or the grubbiest sweaters describable. Too obsessed with Frank

Frank: The stoner character. Dates Gerard. Gives too many sarcastic remarks

Mikey: Never smiles. Basically lives in his room. Only ever smiles for Pete

Ray: Also basically nonexistent, which is sad because I love Toro

Tyler: Quiet bean. Slightly annoying. Taco Bell. *Insert Twenty One Pilots lyrics here*

Josh: Angry bean. Plays drums too loud. Puts up with too much bullshit. A trooper

Halsey: Shipper to the max. People either love her or hate her

Melanie: Never included in fics??? I love her

Gabe: Always either the main antagonist or the comedic relief. Sometimes both

William: Gabe's doting boyfriend. Only ever with Gabe

Travis: T0LL

The fic is always like ten chapters long and is either a high school au or a vampire au. Lots of sexual tension. Lead on sequels that have nothing in common with the original fic. Somehow Dan and Phil wheedle their way into some of them, idk how. Always end in a really cheesy way and always seem to have Joshler as the main ship 🙃🙃🙃