Band Jokes 5

A Summary

Patrick Stump: I may have, like, half a talent, but at least I'm nice to people on the internet!

Pete Wentz: This is all one giant cluster fuck of emotion I want no part in. How do I join?

Joe Trohman: Everything is canceled, I don't feel like putting on pants.

Andy Hurley: There aren't may things more therapeutic than putting a blanket on an animal.

Brendon Urie: *triumphantly* Yes! Laser jizz!

Ryan Ross: Yes, that's great and all, but have you considered... don't?

Jon Walker: *small gasp* Can I get a food?

Spencer Smith: *monotone voice* Oh, that's a pity.

Dallon Weekes: How can I scream into the void without scaring it? I don't wanna hurt it's feelings.

Gerard Way: The world is already full of sin, I am merely keeping the industry alive.

Frank Iero: *holding three stuffed dogs tightly to his chest* Yeah, I'm so hardcore!

Mikey Way: *flopping dramatically onto his bed* there is no possible way I could care any less about this topic.

Ray Toro: Believe me, if I could defy gravity, you would never see me sitting in a char like a loser.

Tyler Joseph: Can you imagine how different we, as a society, would be if we followed the recommended serving sizes?

Josh Dun: *lying face down on the floor* bring me pasta.

Alex Gakarth: Only an asshole would hold their pen like that.

Jack Barakat: I've got a horn of plenty and I'm plenty o' hor- wAIT NO!

Zack Merrick: Pfft, I'm unstoppable. I had a protein bar today.

Rian Dawson: *with confusion* Yeah, I totally understand.