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raylee | lewis
❝happy b-❞
❝wait, wait, wait. before you say anything at all.❞
❝. . .❞
❝don't say happy birthday.❞
❝why not?❞
❝because. it makes me awkward.❞
❝someone congratulating you for being born is . . . awkward?❞
❝pretty much.❞
❝right. okay, happy non birthday.❞
❝that doesn't really help❞
❝i don't care.❞
❝ugh, fine.❞
❝so there's like ninety nine point nine percent chance that you should probably go and check your mail.❞
❝check my mail? don't say you bought me something . . . i told you not to. i really regret telling you my birthday.❞
❝too fucking bad.❞
❝you make me crazy.❞
❝likewise, ma chérie."
❝. . .okay.❞
❝i'm going to hang up on you now.❞
❝why?❞
❝so you can check your gift. why else?❞
❝but i didn't want a gif-❞
❝. . .❞
❝you hung up on me on my birthday?❞
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