[15:21]
jjk.art: ok the horse has been smiling all day while staring at his phone, who the heckle hackle is namjoon
minswag: i've told you before, he's my roommate. i'm guessing hoseok really missed him and is catching up with him. the three of us were really close back in the day so i'm not too surprised that hoseok is ecstatic to hear from him again
jjk.art: he's like really smiley. even for hobi that's kinda weird
jjk.art: do u think he has a thing for namjoon??
minswag: probably not? he knows that namjoon is in a very serious relationship with seokjin.
jjk.art: well what if this is like one of those hispanic novella's where he must suppress his hidden adoration for joonie but he can't help but fall in deeper love with him by the every hour
minswag: the day namjoon can open the door without "accidentally" unhinging it is the day i'll believe hoseok has a secret love for namjoon
minswag: so never.
jjk.art: "te amo mucho namjoon pero, amas seokjin. seokjin necesita morir"
minswag: i'm sorry what
jjk.art: i'm writing the script to the love triangle novella i have formed. god suga step up ur game, get with the program.
jjk.art: ok ur namjoon and i'll be hobi
minswag: nah, i'll be myself.
jjk.art: no
minswag: yes.
jjk.art: well fINE i'll be jeongguk pretending to be hobi talking to namjoon but i'm still jeongguk talking to suga
minswag: shh, quiet the extra-ness inside you is trying to sleep don't wake it
jjk.art: boi i'm trying to produce a play here it's gonna be wide awake with caffeine in its bloodstream
jjk.art: annnyways lights, camera, action!
jjk.art: i love thou more than the extent of thy night sky, more than thy number of stars speckling the sky. but we are star crossed lovers, never to be destined for each other. i shall wait for thou my entire life, one's love will never distinguish
minswag: that's pretty cool, i'm going to make myself a bagel now.
jjk.art: wait, loVe! what if thou schedules a hidden marriage at the strike of midnight? seokjin will never hear and thou shall be able to have me, one shall be able to share the milky way of love with me.
minswag: you know i was thinking about having honey or cream cheese on my bagel but this is sappy and cheesy enough to quench my need for either one.
jjk.art: work with me
minswag: nah
jjk.art: fuckith thou
