- Here is something to lighten your mood ❤️

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Here's something to lighten your mood and help you destress!

*Marriage process:*

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.

6 months : Of course I love U.

6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I marry you?

*Back from Work:*

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.

6 months : BACK!!

6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?

*Gifts:*

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.

6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit in the living room.

6 years : Here's the money and buy yourself something.

*Phone Ringing:*

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

6 months : Here, for you.

6 years : DAMM PICK UP THE PHONE!

*Cooking:*

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!

6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?

6 years : AGAIN!!!!

*Apology:*

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you.

6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.

6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said?

*New Dress:*

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.

6 months : You bought a new dress again???

6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

*Planning for Vacations:*

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Dubai or anywhere you please sound??

6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a ship?

6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

*TV:*

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

6 months : I like this movie.

6 years : I'm going to watch SPORTS CHANNEL, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

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