Anything You Can Do I Can Do It Better- Sasuke x Reader

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Hey guys, just so you know this is before Duck-butt leaves the Leaf Village. Hope you enjoy!

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(Y/N) P.O.V

Today is the day. I prove that I am better than that lame ass duck-butt Uchiha! Though I know that I am a 110% better than he is, I just need to prove it to others around me. For example the obsessive pink-haired bimbo. But I can't prove that I am better than him unless I find him! 

---Time skip brought to you by a duck---

Where the hell is that stupid duck! I've been looking for 2 hours for him. Oh when I-- Wait... there he is! Walking with a hoard of girls behind him. I feel stupid now for not being able to find him with that many girls behind him.

"Hey Duck-butt!" I yelled at him. Which in return I received a infamous pissed off Uchiha glare. Oh I feel so blessed to receive that.

"What do you want idiot?" Sasuke asked annoyed by my presence. And it seemed his fan-girls were annoyed too, due to the fact that I called their beloved Sasuke, a Duck-butt.

 "Want to know an awesome fact?" I questioned, he replied with a small nod not really caring by the looks of it. I just gave a sly smile and spoke "Anything you can do I can do it better!"

I gave a proud smile looking at him. By the looks of it, he wasn't expecting what I said. Though now I think I was probably one foot into my grave due to the looks his fan-girls were giving me. But oh well I had a good run.

          " Oh really.... well I can do anything better than you," He replied with his nose stuck up walking away. Oh no he is not!

          "Oh, no you can't!" I hollered, that got him to stop mid step, I just smirked.

"Oh, yes, I can!"
"Oh, no you can't!"
"Oh, yes, I can!"
"Oh, no you can't!"
"Oh, yes, I can! "

          "Ugh! Fine than name what you're better at than me!" I shouted scaring off his pathetic fan-girls.

          "Hmm..... Let me think....."

           "Whoa! I didn't know you could do that!"

             "Shut it will you!"

            I just laughed at his reaction to my insult. But he is taking a long time trying to find something he is better at. So I just started walking away feeling like I accomplished my mission. However when I heard foot steps behind me I turned around to come face to face to the Duck-ass.

           "Where do you think you're going?" Sasuke said obviously pissed but hey that's not anything new to me.

          "Well it doesn't seem like your better than me at anything so your wasting my time." I stated my reason for walking away, with my stupid grin that I always wore.

          "Oh really well guess what I am better then you at gaining fans." He said looking rather proud at his reason for being better than me. But I just started to erupted into laughter.

--- Sasuke's P.O.V---

          UGH..... Why do I like this girl? I guess I can't help it. But I got to still prove I am better than her. Without even realizing it I say "Fine! I know something I am better at than you! I'm a WAY better kisser than you!" After I said that my cheeks were dusted with pink.  Now she has stopped and is as red as a tomato........ Cute........

--- (Y/N)'s P.O.V ---

           D-did he just say what I think he said? Yeah he did, I stand up straight and look him in the eyes, still red in the face.

          "R-r-really? Alright than prove it!" I said.. WHY DID I SAY THAT!?!?!?!?

          Sasuke is now blushing visibly, next thing I know something soft is on my lips. But it left as quick as it came. I touch my lips as I realize what happened and look at him.

          "S-see there I am obviously better..... n-now I have to go!" He stuttered out, YES the Uchiha has stuttered. Then he walked away rather quickly, leaving me on the ground.

"Alright lame ass Duck-butt Uchiha, you win this round....." 

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