21: irish humour

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Our sense of humour...is unique. You'll only get it if you're irish.

1) If there's an opportunity to make a silly pun in a national newspaper, an irish person will seize it with both hands.

2) A cork accent makes anything funny ( And this leads to lots of bad attempts at Cork accents. Sorry, native Corkonians.) I'm from Cork and just this sentence alone makes me laugh

3) We appreciate irony ( been raining non stop since five this morning and I've to pay for water)

4) Enda kenney will never be not funny

5) Shouting Waaaaahey when someone, say, drops a pint glass. Its just good banter

6) Your mother/ your ma works as a punchline ( Padraig won against someone in drinking last night. Who did? Your ma) Fact: 90% of conversations between Irish teenage boys consist of them just roaring "your mother" at each other.

7) We never miss an opportunity to slag each other

8) If we spot the word canal, we are physically unable to resist changing it to anal. ( Our arms just move by themselves, honest.)

9) We're not strangers to smut ( we've a long cox)

10) we have a bit of a filthy humour ( We love a bit of double entendre, don't we? The long ride)

11) You cant say feicim without laughing because you sound like father jack.

12) Even though we can be immature, we can get a little dark sometimes ( Case in point? This is what comes up when you click on a broken link on RTÉ. A picture of a horse)

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