Nude {Yoonmin}

2.

Jiminie🍬 added Kookie🍪 and JinJin🐻 to a groupchat!

Jiminie🍬:
EMERGENCY GUYS! 🚨
OMFHAJAJSSN
I NEED HELP ASAP
IM GOING TO DIE

Kookie🍪:
how many times have we told you to not create a group chat because of your fan girl attack? you're not going to die because of hoseoks new Instagram post ok? you'll survive 🙄

Jinjin🐻:
honestly yeah
you're so dramatic Jimin

Jiminie🍬:
this isn't about hobis Instagram post
but fuck me up he looks LIKE A GOD I SWEAR

Jinjin🐻:
calm your tits

Jiminie🍬:
MY TITS CANT BE CALMED I HAVW A RED CODE
I REPEAT A RED CODE 🚨🚨🚨🚨!!!

Kookie🍪:
what did you do now 🙄

Jiminie🍬:
i accidentally sent a stranger a picture of my dick

Jinjin🐻:
you did what?

Kookie🍪:
it's a joke right?

Jiminie🍬:
I FVCKINF WISH IT WAS A JOKE JEON JUNGKOOK
IM DYING RN GUYS
PLS KILL ME BEFORE I DIE OF SHAME
THAT STRANGER IS PRIBABLY GONNA BLACK MAIL ME AND BLAST ME ON THE INTERNET
IM NEVER GETTING INTO COLLEGE ANS HOBI IS NEVER GOING TO NOTICE ME ANS MY LIFE IS OVER

Jinjin🐻:
jiminie calm down! please explain why did you send a nude to a stranger?

Kookie🍪:
your life might be over
wait no it's definitely over

Jiminie🍬:
FXCKINF THANKS JUNGKOOK  YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER

Jinjin🐻:
ignore Kookie you know he's blunt

Kookie🍪:
im just honest 🤷‍♂️

Jiminie🍬:
i didn't mean to send a nude to a stranger😭🔫
it was for hobi but it turns out THAT WASNT HOBI

Kookie🍪:
lol you're such a hoe
luv you tho
keep doing you

Jiminie🍬:
😑🖕
luv you too tho

Jinjin🐻:
wait wait wait
you don't even talk to hobi
how did you get his number?

Jiminie🍬:
namjoon ;)

Jinjin🐻:
YOU TALKED TO NAMJOON

Kookie🍪:
uh-oh
mama bear is gonna attack

Jinjin🐻:
WHEN AND WHERE LIKE HOW
SNSJSKMS

Jiminie🍬:
in class he sits behind me
i guess you can say we have CHEMISTRY  together HAHAHA get it because we have chemistry class

Jinjin🐻:
THE LAME JOKES ARE MY THINF

Kookie🍪:
so he gave you hobis number?

Jiminie🍬:
YES
but like
oh shit

Jinjin🐻:
what
???

Jiminie🍬:
im such a dumbass

Kookie🍪:
you just now realized that?

Jinjin🐻:
ROASTED

Jiminie 🍬:
STFU
but like seriously tho
i feel so stupid right now
IT WAS A 97  AT THE END AND I PUT 87 THATS WHY IT SENT TO THE WRONG HUMAN

Kookie🍪:
🤦‍♂️

Jiminie🍬:
omgomgomg im going to die omg
HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT BEFORE I SENT OUT A PICTURE OF MY GOODIES

Jinjin🐻:
why would you even send that
even if it was for hobi

Kookie🍪:
you're so gay
i love it

Jiminie🍬:
im deadass gay for Namjoon and Hoseok
i would drag my balls through broken glass just to lick hoseoks abs and touch namjoons dimple

Jinjin🐻:
HOP OF NAMJOONS DIXK

Kookie🍪:
that's where he wants to be

Jiminie🍬:
HELL YWHA

Jinjin🐻:
im leaving bye

Jiminie🍬:
NOOOO stayyy i'll stop talking about the love of your life
i mean he's really hot
but my heart beats for Hoseok

Kookie🍪:
your heart beats for every boy at school
#desperate

Jinjin🐻:
fine i'll stay

Jiminie🍬:
GUYS WHAT DO I DO HELP ME PLS

Kookie🍪:
did you show your face on the nude?

Jiminie🍬:
no

Jinjin🐻:
maybe you should text the person and ask him/her to nicely delete the picture

Kookie🍪:
🤦‍♂️

Jiminie🍬:
🤦‍♂️