HMU

one hundred thirty two

Mila has added Finah, Allysus, and ManiBear*

Mila: IT'S LAUREN'S BIRTHDAY. WE'RE TAKING HER TO HER FAVORITE RESTAURANT AFTER WORK.

ManiBear: dinah would never plan something like this

Finah: oh my– shut up

Allysus: i'm down. can lucy come?

Finah: gayyy

Mila: she already knows about it, she's calling to reserve that back room so we can be as loud as we want without disturbing the other people

ManiBear: it's laur's birthday she can be as loud and disrespectful as she wants

Mila: lauren is never the loud one 👀

Finah: is that a direct hit at me? just because i yelled "THEY AIN'T ENOUGH NAPKINS IN THIS BIH" o n e time doesn't mean i'm always loud

Mila: ...you are though

Allysus: dinah...sweetie...

ManiBear: baby.........i have to agree

Finah: w h a t e v e r

Finah: what did ya'll get for her

Mila: i got her a promise ring :)

Finah: AWWWWHAHHDJWJS MY SHIP YES

Finah: i got her a shirt with a little bi pride flag on it cause you know she's quite an activist

ManiBear: well shit

ManiBear: maybe the bi pride cape i got can go with it?

Finah: you got her a c a p e

ManiBear: yeah. i remembered i saw a picture at the jauregui's house when we were staying there of her as a kid in a little pink cape and it was so cute so like i need to keep the trend going

Mila: awww lil lolo in a cape 😍 what a cute lil baby i love her

Allysus: we know 🙄

Allysus: i got her a mug that says "daddy's girl"

Mila: 😏😏😏

Mila: you know it 😏

Finah: i'm proud of you allysin

Allysus: lucy got her something else that can also be categorized as a present for mila

Mila: ..am not. ready.

Mila: rate it on a scale of 1-sinful

Allysus: both of you are going to hell

Mila: I'M NOT READY.

Finah: I AM.

Finah: FILM AND LEAK iT

Mila: STOP IT DINAH YOU'RE NEVER GETTING A SEX TAPE

Mila: LAUREN SAID NO

Finah: so..you've thought about it 😏

Mila: OF COURSE I HAVE. i need material for when she's in miami

Finah: oh???

Finah: OH?????

Allysus: S I N F U L

ManiBear: ally stfu, your girl is not the cleanest chick so you better get u s e d to it

Allysus: how would you know that huh bitch

ManiBear: because. her and i got to talking while we were picking songs for her playlist for your date last week.

Mila: EVERYONE STOP. ya'll better be here when lauren gets off work at 5. we're going to dinner at 7.

Finah: woah...mila is......organized

ManiBear: this is a first

Allysus: normally she can't keep her shit together long enough to get through a day

Mila: well fine

Mila: fuck all of you

Finah: it's bc of lauren :,) camren is so good for each other, they make one another better

Allysus: you need to s t o p

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