BBS During Winter

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Cartoonz: The sun is out and yet I am still as rigid as the stick uP MY A S S !

Terrorizer: What do you mean pumpkin spice is only available in the fall??? NO I DON'T WANT YOUR PEPPERMINT MOCHA! FAREWELL, MY GOOD SIR!

Wildcat: -wraps self up in Christmas lights- Bitch stop starring or I will call you out, hoe hoe hoe

MiniLadd: -slips on a little chunk of ice- HELLO, DYING?! I AM 911-- OH SHIT I MEAN--

Daithi De Nogla: lol did you just touch my tea box? Cause, ha ha, I thought I told you never to FUCKING lay your nasty ASS fingers on my heRBAL BAGS, YOU HEATHEN!

Lui: I came out to sew stitches and cut bitches so someone pass me the damn yarn so I can kit myself a new sweater.

BasicallyIDoWrk: You wanna Netflix and chill? They just released Frozen and well... I'm down to "Let It Go" if you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

H20 Delirious: WOW WOW WOOOOOW! HOW SNOW EVEN LOOK LIKE THAT JUST I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND IT! I MEAN-- IT LOOKS LIKE A GLITTERY MARSHMALLOW BLANKET AND I JUST WANNA BATHE IN IT AND CLEANSE MYSELF IN ITS PURITY AND COME A HOLY SNOW ANGEL!

Vanoss: -stops the weatherman in mid forecast- nO more sNOW DAYS P U N K, gOt IT?!

Moo: Ah yes. Cold. It is not hot. How nice -burns tongue with hot chocolate- MOTHER FU--

Ohm: I JUST FOUND OUT THE GEESE MIGRATED TO JAMAICA 3 MONTHS AGO! I AM SO MAD!

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