Mila: when lauren flirts with the barista at starbucks
Mila:
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Lauren: oh boy, here we go again
Mila: SHE KNEW YOUR NAME AND EVERYTHING. HOW OFTEN DO YOU FLIRT WITH HER?
Lauren: IT'S STARBUCKS, I GO THERE REGULARLY. THEY ASK FOR YOUR NAME AT STARBUCKS. SHE KNOWS ME BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN I COME IN I ORDER LIKE 5 BILLION DRINKS FOR EVERYONE.
Mila: WHY COULDN'T YOU USE A DIFFERENT NAME, HUH? LIKE JESSICA. OR KAYLA. OR SOMETHING ELSE.
Lauren: BECAUSE THAT ISN'T MY GODDAMN NAME OMG
Finah: CAMREN STOP
Finah: now, i wanna here it from both sides. chanch, you may start.
Mila: thanks cheechee
Mila: we walk into starbucks to get some drinks, right? i'm holding lauren's hand, she already knows my order so i'm just chilling in line with her.
Mila: but. when it's our turn. the girl GREETS HER BY NAME. IN THE FLIRTIEST WAY POSSIBLE SHE SAYS "hey lauren, what's up?" WHILE I'M STANDING THERE, HOLDING HER HAND.
Mila: AND THEN LAUREN GOES "nothing really, how are you?"
Mila: SHE BASICALLY CHEATED
Finah: alright. lauren, let's hear your side.
Lauren: I KNOW HER BECAUSE I FREQUENT STARBUCKS. WE'RE FRIENDS. WE LITERALLY JUST EXCHANGED PLEASANTRIES.
Finah: okay, i've made my decision
Allysus: i've got this, dinah.
Allysus: CAMILA. GET YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. LAUREN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF OUR FRIEND GROUP. STOP BEING STUPID AND GO KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU HOE.
ManiBear: .....allysin doesn't play
ManiBear: but fr yous overreactin' mila
Finah: umm, ally cut me off. what i was gonna say was I AGREE WITH MILA, LAUREN YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOURSELF.
Lauren: what??? the hell???
Finah: mani did the same thing
ManiBear: ????
Finah: do i have to say it?
ManiBear: yeah??? i have no idea what you're talking about
Finah: three words: publix. chips. aisle.
ManiBear: oh my god, i literally picked up a bag of chips that girl dropped and handed them to her.
Finah: SHE COULD'VE HANDLED IT.
Mila: YEAH. SEE.
Allysus: WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP? YOU'RE GIRLFRIENDS LOVE YOU AND YOU ONLY. QUIT BEING SUCH IDIOTS OR I STG I'LL GET MY BIBLE AND SLAP YOU BOTH TO KNOCK SOME DAMN SENSE INTO YOUR HEADS.
