Aries- Dad's been on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days.
Taurus- Family don't end with blood.
Gemini- Hey, Assbutt!
Cancer- Carry On My Wayward Son.
Leo- My "people skills" are "rusty."
Virgo- Saving people, hunting things, the family business.
Libra- I'm the one that gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition.
Scorpio- Dude, you fugly.
Sagittarius- Jerk.
Capricorn- Bitch.
Aquarius- I lost my shoe.
Pisces- Hello boys.
