Aries- Low sodium freaks.
Taurus- Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns.
Gemini- Yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too.
Cancer- You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can't do that again.
Leo- Jerk.
Virgo- I'm not supposed to laugh, right?
Libra- If you pull that string one more time, I'm gonna kill you.
Scorpio- Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter then I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore, because I can't feel it. I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I need help.
Sagittarius- No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.
Capricorn- I lost my shoe.
Aquarius- So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy?
Pisces- Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton.
