Shared by countess4.
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?Because there were so many knights
Shared by lochnessamonstre.
A millionaire asks a famous artist to paint a mural for him. The millionaire's only request is that the artist must paint an interpretation of what was going through General Custer's mind right before he died. Not even a week later, the artist finished the mural. The millionaire returned to see a mural of a piece of shit with a halo above it."What is the meaning of this?!" he shouted."This is what you asked for""I specifically asked for Custer's last thought before he died!""Exactly! I call this "Holy shit, look at all those fucking Indians."
