*Contains one curse word... Which is okay for me.*
(BTW, this is a text between a sister and gf. But, the gf is on the sister's brother's phone. Got all that? I don't want you to be confused.)
Sister: How was your flight?
Girlfriend: This is his gf. Who are you exactly?
Girlfriend: Why are you texting him?
Sister: Okay, first of all, stop calling him your "girlfriend" to make yourself feel better than the other girls. We all know ya ain't official so don't flatter yourself. 2nd, I'm the girl that can make any girl go from gf to ex real quick. Now how was my brother's flight, b*tch?
This gurllllll...
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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...
