Embarrasing moments

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' what are your most embarrassing moments?'

Merida: umm, well

Flashback

" mum! I am going for archery practice!"

"Yes sweetie"

I was rushing because I was running late, so I went there and...

" oh gosh! I am gonna be late!"

I tripped on a rock and kissed someone on the lips!!

End of flashback

Jack: * burst out laughing* You scottish bum kissed a stranger on the lips?! OMG that is so funny!!

Merida: shut up ye idiot!! If I had my bows and arrows now, I will shoot them through ye useless brains!!!

Hiccup: calm down..

Elsa: one time, Jack brought me to his home, Burgess...

Flashback

" come on Jack! Move your legs!" I shouted giggly

" Don't get overexcited Snowflake"

" Come on!!"

" ok.. Elsa watch out!!"

" what did you sa-"

* crash into a tree*

End of flashback

Punzie: Ooh. That must hurt

Elsa: yea I got a bruise * lifts up chin and points to Punzie the bruise*

Hiccup: that is gonna leave a mark

Merida: why you useless.. PUNZIE HIT HIS HEAD WITH YOUR FRYING PAN!!!!!

Punzie: okay.. * hits Jacks head with frying pan*

Jack: OOWWWW!!! What was that for?!? * rubs head*

Punzie: * shrugs* ask Merida

Merida: what type of a boyfriend are ye?! Let ye girlfriend run into a tree!

Jack: she was too fast!!

Merida: or you must be slow GRANDPA!

Elsa: JUST MOVE ON!!!!

Hiccup: My turn. Well once...

Flashback

I was walking in the forest when I got kidnapped I began to scream when I realise it was Berk's most intelligent person, professor Himba.

" hiccup, can you help me test this potion?"

" what does it do?"

" not important"

" say AHHH"

" AHHH"

He poured a sweet potion My mouth

That potion was a love potion. I did not know that till I went home..

" HICCUP where you been?"

" wow dad. You look soooo hot! The way you snarl makes my heart flutter"

" ??"

" OMG you are so cute I am going to faint!"

And I fainted. When I woke up I was in a hospital. The memories came flowing back.

" HOLY SHIT!!! DID I DO THAT?!?"

" Yes son, are you ok?"

The worst part is that this happened in the middle of Berk where everyone saw..

End of flashback

Everyone: * burst out laughing*

Jack: OMG that is a guys worst nightmare

Punzie: yeah! And on your dad!!

Merida: I dunno how I fell in Love with ye..

Punzie: is it my turn? Ok here it goes..

Flashback

One time Eugene and I went up a really steep and windy mountain because we were in a tour group. I was trying hard to keep my hair from blowing into someone else face but I did not realise that the wind blew my skirt up, everyone saw my pink undies!!

End of flashback

Merida: that's embarrassing

Punzie: I know right

Hiccup and Jack: ...

Jack: Aww man! It is my turn right?

Elsa: yep

Jack: ok fine..

Flashback

I was in North's workshop doing.. Nothing. So I decided to randomly pick a place on the globe. I pick... Transylvania. Arghh, in there, no one believes in me. So I thought, some people go around nude, so what if I do? I decided to try. I took out everything including my pants and tried it. I nearly wanted to kill myself when a kid said " Jack Frost! OMG,!! Why are you naked?"

Merida: * Laughs so hard stomach hurts* OMG!! You actually did it! * wipes away tear* hahahahahahahahahahaha

Punzie: OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you serious?!?!?!?

Hiccup: Bro, you are one crazy dude..

Elsa: I do not know what made me fall for him...

Punzie and Merida: welcome to our world!

-- AUTHORS NOTE--

Okay gave you guys an extra long one! Sorry if any error or misspelled words.

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