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[group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]
jjk.art: kim taehyung and mr. swagmasterultimate i need to have a word with u 2
taekitback: well i'm here so you may gift words towards me, bro
minswag: i'm here too.
joonglebells: oh, are you "mr. swagmasterultimate?"
minswag: uh yes, obviously. don't fake oblivion, it's clear as day i would have a cool nickname like that.
joonglebells: cool nickname. yeah... ok. whatever helps you sleep at night.
jjk.art: LISTEN-
taekitback: -now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there; i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air
jungstallion: my national anthem
jjk.art: taehyung i need to interrogate u so pls calm ur memes for a second
taekitback: calming memes...
taekitback: interrogation may begin.
jjk.art: today i stepped into the apartment belonging to you, kim taehyung, searching for clothes to steal because i wanted to take some aesthetic pictures for instagram
taekitback: #betrayed did the picture look good tho
jjk.art: uh, yes obviously. anyways, as i was walking through your room, i saw tHREE PAINTINGS that appeared to be in the style of mr. swagmasterultimate.
taekitback: oh no suga we've been exposed, quick run while you can.
minswag: running...
minswag: too much effort.
taekitback: lazy piece of shit, you're like a magicarp so useless
minswag: hey, don't shun magicarps, they are the most beautiful pokemon specimen who slash so elegantly
jjk.art: ... wtf if ull stop bickering like a married couple, i would appreciate an explanation as to y those paintings r there
taekitback: ok here's an insane explanation you'll get that will blow your mind.
taekitback: i commissioned him.
jungstallion: so crazy man
minswag: i'm sorry you had to hear of the crazy scheme in this way, jungkookie. i never meant to betray you, please forgive me.
jjk.art: don't worry suga, as jd says, "all is forgiven, baby." bUT, i don't think this is over YET
jjk.art: y would taehyung commission u if he seems to constantly express a disliking to u 🤔🤔🤔 (coolkid.png)
minswag: indeed the coolest of kid wow would smash
joonglebells: did you just fucking say "would smash?" what the hades.
