[15:12]
minswag: namjoon, what the hell
joonglebells: hm?
minswag: don't play stupid. are you kidding me? fanfic? please do try and be as obvious as you can, thanks.
joonglebells: look, i know you're moving at your own pace and you'll tell him eventually, but goddamn it the sexual tension was so thick and my metaphorical spidy senses went off the charts. my apologies, but at that moment my tiny drip of faith in you ever building up the courage to ask him out was beginning to evaporate.
minswag: what makes you say that?
joonglebells: literally every aspect of your being is built in such a way that you wouldn't ask somebody out. you avoid confrontation, you deny any inkling of a chance that somebody may like you, you have way too much self doubt- must i go on?
minswag: fuck off, ill tell him.
joonglebells: whatever you say buddy.
joonglebells: hey, don't look now but jungkookie just texted in the group chat.
minswag: keep it to a minimum
joonglebells: roger
[Group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]
jjk.art: wouldn't it be funny if i just-
[jjk.art added jinglebells]
minswag: jungkook why. why are you doing this to yourself. you have so much to live for.
joonglebells: oh i can metaphorically feel how wonderfully this will go in my bones. no hypothesis is needed to know the outcome of this experiment.
jungstallion: id rather hug a snake than watch this
taekitback: just go hug suga then
minswag: fuck you
taekitback: sorry, i don't do charity work. maybe next time man.
minswag: nobody would want to fuck you.
taekitback: same goes for you
jjk.art: idk broooooo
jinglebells: what is this?
jjk.art: HE TALKED
jinglebells: who are you?
jjk.art: ur lord and saviour jungkook, i am an angel brought to this planet in order to restore peace and puns
taekitback: he's just a lame kid who wants to be an artist but is absolute trash at drawing so he enlisted mindickbag to help him
joonglebells: babe, this is the group chat i was talking about.
jinglebells: oh, ok. so yoongi's in this?
jjk.art: who tf is yoongi
joonglebells: he's on his art account so you won't recognise his user.
jinglebells: honey, i think the swag in the username is a dead give away. it doesn't take a namjoon to figure that out.
jjk.art: MINSWAG IS YOONGI CONFORMED
