Chapter 10: Pick up line? Let's go!

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"Hey, honey?" Dominic said entering the living room. I turned to look at him "Yes?"

"Hun? Ya wanna have a pick up line contest?" I looked at him like he grew two heads.

"Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?" He shook his head no. I smiled, putting on my game face.

"Let's go boo! I'll take ya on! Loser has to be the winner's slave for a day. Deal?" I stuck out my hand. "Deal." He shook my hand.

"Honey, just a warning you, I'm the king of pick up lines." He said proudly.

"If you are the king of pick up lines, can I be you're queen?" I asked, making a face.

"I am a cop and you are arrested for driving me crazy."

"Your name must be coca cola, because you're soda-licious." He shook his head grinning like a fool. Eh, I probably look like that too, maybe.

"You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable." I start making chicken noises. He chuckled before continuing.

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together." He started taking imaginary pictures of us.

"I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness." I batted my eyelashes at him.

"I don't need Twitter cause I'm already following you." I giggled.

"You're so hot, if you ate bread, you'd poop out toast." He started laughing. What? What did I say?

"Remember me? No? Oh that's right, I've only met you in my dreams." He said after laughing.

"I left my unicorn toy at home, can you cuddle with me instead, please?" I opened my arms wide and pouted at him. He chuckled and gave me a quick hug.

"Hey honey, can you stop eating magnets, because you're making me attracted to you."

"I lost my rubber duckie, will you bathe with me instead?" The most suprising thing that happened was that I saw a feint blush appear in on his cheeks. The amazing Dominic, I still don't know his last name blushed.

"Are you blushing!?" I almost yelled directly in his face. "Whatever. Let's continue" he scowled.

I am afraid I was blinded by your cuteness, I'm going to need your name and number for insurance proposes."

I started walking to the door. "Where are you going?" He asked me. "Don't let me be a one that got away..." I grinned childishly.

He shook his head. "You make me wish I wasn't gay."

I gasped and pointed a finger at him.

"I knew you were gay! I mean with the whole you on top of Blake thing. I knew you were trying to cover it up."

"Um, hon-"

"Sucks because you are kinda hot. I'm not going to deny it." I started tapping my chin in thought.

"Hold up-"

"But it's cool, I totally ship you. You have my blessing" I nodded my head solemnly.

"Maya, listen-"

"Aww, you have dimples too. I kind of have a thing for dimples." I pouted.

"LISTEN TO ME!!!" Dominic shouted at me and grabbed my shoulders. I turned my head to him, "You were saying something?"

He growled in frustration. "How many times do I have to tell you? I am not gay. That was just a pick up line that I saw in the internet. Well, I think it's a pick up line... I don't know."

"Good because your my bae remember? You can't date anyone but me." I flipped my hair over my shoulder dramatically if I might add.

"What? When did you get all possessive?" He raised an eyebrow at me. I gasped.

"I am not possessive!" I denied. OooOooo! Maya has a crush!  Shut up! Hahaha she has it bad!  What? No! Impossible! Liar, liar, plants for hire! 

"What ever you say honey." He smirked. I shook my head. Leave you annoying voice! That annoying voice is your conscience, which is basically you so technically you are saying your voice is annoying. So the jokes on you.

"Why are you glaring at me like you want to erase me from existence?" I looked at him. Was I? Yup! I'm not talking to you. You are right now.

"Hoy, Maya! Snap out of it, hey!" He said snapping his fingers in front of my face.

"I gonna go now. See you later Dom. We'll finish the contest some other time." I muttered stand in up and heading to the door.

"Chicken." I heard him mutter.

I spun around to face him and smiled. "Well you are what cha eat, and I eat a lot of chicken. Soooo...." I stuck out my tongue at him and skipped out of his room.

All I heard was Dominic's laughter before I closed the door.

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