Jack: DUDE! LAST NIGHT WAS SO FUNNY! WE ALL GOT DRUNK! YOU WERE THE FUNNIEST!
???: What are you talking about? I never get drunk!
Jack: You pulled my star fish out of its tank and screamed "PATRICK, PUT ON YOUR PANTS BRO! WE GOTTA GO FIND SPONGEBOB!" at it. Then, it died.
???: STARYU!!! HE WASN'T EVEN PINK!!! Did starmie survive?
Jack: You threw it on the floor because you said it didn't answer you and grabbed my other starfish, starmie. He lived, but then you threw him at me and yelled, "NINJA STAR!" and he hit my chest and fell into my cup of vodka and died.
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