This is something a little different from my usual stuff. This is a quiz to find out how Irish you are. No cheating. Answers will be at the bottom
1) You've lost your phone. What do you do?
A) look in the last place where you left it
B) Pray to St. Anthony
C) Call it from another phone
D) Prepare yourself for a life without a phone
E) Get a new one
2) How long should a wedding last?
A) An hour and a half
B) Five hours
C) Seven hours
D) if its under ten hours its not a wedding, it might as well just be a funeral
E) A day and a half
3) You're in a corner shop. What do you do?
A) Buy milk and cigarettes because they're under a fiver
B) Buy a chicken fillet roll
C) Buy a breakfast roll
D) Buy the newspapers because mammy doesn't know how to search up the news
E) Annoy the shop keeper
4) You end a conversation by saying...
A) Good bye
B) bye now
C) see you, god bless
D) Bye. Talk to you later. Bye bye. Bye. I'll ring you again tomorrow.
E) nothing. Just hang up
5) which pharse gives you the most terror?
A) we have to talk
B) Your account balance is 0.00
C) Are you doing honours maths?
D) We're very disappointed in you
E) Did you shower?
6) The most unacceptable thing is...
A) Never getting a round in
B) Getting notions
C) acting the maggot
D) Picking your nose
E) Saying yes the first time to a cup of tea
7) what do you call your parents?
A) mum and dad
B) Mammy and Daddy
C) Mom and Pop
D) Their first name
E) Nothing
8) You left the immersion on...
A) Thought it was off
B) I've to go straight away
C) whats an immersion?
D) It'll keep
E) its grand
9) A tourist asks for directions. You don't know the directions. What do you do?
A) Tell them where the nearest tour office is
B) Tell them to ask someone else
C) Walk around with them and see if you can remember
D) Google directions for them
E) Im not from Ireland
10) Cup of tea?
A) Yeah, barrys please
B) Have you Lyons?
C) Earl Gray?
D) I dont drink hot drinks
E) I just had one
11) Bono is...
A) The lead singer of U2
B) a musician and activist
C) A famous Irish man
D) A pox
E) I dont know
Answers
1) B
2) D
3) B
4) D
5) C
6) B
7) D
8) B
9) C
10) D
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