Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

ELEVEN

mjsantiago: flashback
tagged: karanormal
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username: the caption😩👏👌🏽

username: i expected nothing less clever from you

thewrightway: yes i did take this picture thank you for acknowledging that fact i feel appreciated and beloved!

mjsantiago: move to napa if you're going to be so whiny thewrightway

username: i chortled^

username: i see you racking up those likes mel👀

juneharmon: she buys them username

mjsantiago: june is a lying liar who lies juneharmon

mjsantiago: as if i have enough money to buy likes

username: young smart broke college kids

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zendaya started following you!

username: you guys make me feel so warm

username: it's probably just the fires sajan is setting

zendaya: you guys are cute

username: IS THAT

username: IS THAT ZENDAYA

mjsantiago: hi huge fan i use that meme of you holding a gun on a horse all the time zendaya

username: 1/2 of the meme team delivers

karanormal: MEL I CAN'T BREATHE SINCE WHEN DO YOU TALK TO ZENDAYA

karanormal: oh my god i've never been gayer

username: my fattest mood

username: it's wednesgay my dudes

username: I'M HERE FOR IT

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lauraharrier started following you!

username: why is this post such a Mess

username: it wouldn't be a mcu/mel post if it wasn't a disaster and a half

juneharmon: mel how are you getting popular you're so antisocial

mjsantiago: false i am social juneharmon

juneharmon: kara once called me in a panic because she hadn't seen you in three days and you had actually just been buried under the covers watching tv the whole time covered in empty pudding cups

mjsantiago: when you watch documentaries about your mans you watch them for 3 days straight okay juneharmon

username: her mans tom holland?

mjsantiago: i laughed so hard our RA thought i was having an asthma attack username

mjsantiago: i meant my mans carl sagan

thewrightway: say nerd louder for the people in the back

lauraharrier: so this is the girl who makes tom smile like a dork when he gets texts from her and cry like a baby when he reads them

lauraharrier: adorable and brutal i like you already

mjsantiago: i'm shaking lauraharrier

juneharmon: i'm famous too do i make you shake

mjsantiago: sounds vaguely sexual and no not really juneharmon

juneharmon: i know how you feel now tomholland2013

username: tom can't even see it bc mel won't let him follow

username: can't believe our nation's icon is in my chemistry class

lauraharrier: please let tom follow you he's slowly withering away in misery

zendaya: never let tom follow you he's slowly withering away in misery

username: i'm weaketh

username: 2 kinds of beautiful iconic women

username: can you imagine the woc magic of june mel daya and laura all together

mjsantiago: tell tom if he can give me one good reason he should be able to follow me i'll consider it lauraharrier zendaya

juneharmon: how about love

mjsantiago: how about he'll pay me six hundred in cash if i do

username: GET DOWN GIRL GO HEAD GET DOWN

username: why would spiderman want to date a physics major they suck

username: shut up hector

username: is it bad that i'm already boiling water for tea to get ready to read mel's response

mjsantiago: hector you have no mass and you don't occupy space username

mjsantiago: you don't matter

username: breathing? never heard of it

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: did you really expect anything else from mel. also this chapter was such a mess and i don't really like it but oh well i seem to be physically unable to stop updating