Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

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virginity war
[10+ participants]

tommy h
why is mel so mean to me

scar jo
since when do you talk to mel santiago??

tommy h
i don't

tommy h
yet

tommy h
she keeps denying my follow requests on instagram

mack the knife
mel denies everyone you ain't special hoe

chubby dumpling
it's because mel exists in a state of constant rage

chubby dumpling
she's like a coral

lizzie
that's not even close to right seb

robert frowney jr
yeah that's not a scientific fact at all

chubby dumpling
it is i read it in national geographic

tommy h
well you also think the moon landing was faked so

chubby dumpling
yeah because it was

chubby dumpling
there's no atmosphere how did the flag fly in the wind

crisp evans
seb no not again

crisp evans
ever since he moved back in with me all he can talk about is conspiracy theories

tic tac
You Know Who rubbed off on him

chubby dumpling
june isn't voldemort

chubby dumpling
we broke up 1 year 4 months and 12 days ago you can say her name

hemsworthy
but who's counting right

ruffalo wild wings
wait who's mel santiago

lizzie
june's best friend

scar jo
my bitter sarcastic hero

tommy h
uc berkeley theoretical physics major

chad danforth
an angel who was cast from heaven

ruffalo wild wings
aw she sounds sweet!

chad danforth
i meant that she's lucifer

robert frowney jr
remember when she threw a cabbage at your head chadwick

tommy h
how come i'm the only one who hasn't met mel

hemsworthy
we've never met mel either

ruffalo wild wings
yeah we basically missed seb and june's entire relationship

hemworthy
because no one put put us in the gc hem hem

scar jo
i can't tell if he's coughing for emphasis or making a pun out of his own name