Scene 1
Piper:..........*blink*
Violet:..................
Piper: *blink blink blink*
Violet: What?
Piper: Your hair...........
Violet: ?
Piper: You got a pixie cut and you dyed it....
Violet: Oh. Yeah. That I did.
Piper: I like it. Just unexpected.
Violet: *shrug*
(For you people who want to know exactly what her hair looks like *coughMeicough* It's an asymmetrical cut and it's dark purple.)
Scene 2
Xavier: You need exercise or else you're gonna get fat....
Carter: Exercise....
Carter: Ex...er...cise
Carter: Eggs...are...sides...
Carter: for bacon.
Carter: Bacon?
Xavier:.......There's something wrong with you.
Scene 3
Parker: *playing some horror game*
Levi: *asleep on the couch*
Piper: *is also playing*
Violet: *in the corner reading*
Parker: Piper you gonna shoot it in the head to take effect.
Piper: Well, I mean it's kind of like. Biting my head so SORRY.
Parker and Piper: *dully* Jump scare. -_-
Violet: Why do you two even bother?
Parker: Honestly. I've played through this like five times. You?
Piper: Three.
Violet: Watch a horror filt or something.
Parker: Which one?
Piper: Why are you suggesting this? You /hate/ horror films.
Violet: Cause you two seem so dead to the world. Pick /something/.
Parker: Welp. *cruising through netflix* *Plops on the couch*
Levi: WHA- *woke up* Why?
Parker: We're watching...... Happy tree friends.
Levi: that looks like a show for little girls.
Piper: It really does.
Violet: Why are you doing this? *sits on the couch*
Parker: Just shut up and watch it. *turns the show on*
Piper: *sitting next to Violet*
~After the show~
Parker: Oh. How bloody.
Levi: OAO WHAAAAAA TRUE ACTUAL *BEEEEEEEEEP*
Violet: *covering her eyes* Is it over?
Piper: XDXDXD THAT WAS HILARIOUS
Levi: THE BLUE MOOSE CHOPPED BOTH HIS LEGS OFF WITH A SPOON AND THAT WAS FUNNY??
Piper: Yes.
Violet: All I know is that guts were everywhere and the racoons were no longer raccoons.
Parker: Pretty sure Honey would enjoy this. I'll show it to her.
Levi: What kind of parent are you?
Parker: An amazing one.
Violet: You're sick.
Parker: No I'm pretty healthy thank you.
Piper: XD
