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[10+ participants]mel
meeting in bancroft hall at 4 pm tomorrowmel
i expect to see everyone theremel
state championships are in 3 months we can't afford to waste any timescott
i'll be there!nina
got it👍🏼ian
whatever you say capremy
sounds dope i'm ready for a paradigm shifting evening of sciencehitomi
don't be pretentious remymel
telling a competitive team of scholars not to be pretentious is like telling sajan not to set firessajan
speaking of which i'm banned from bancroftian
i guess you could say you'reian
bannedcrofthitomi
shut up ianmel
since whensajan
since i lit one of their fake plants on firescott
really sajan? a library full of paper and you chose to burn a plastic plant?mel
thanks you for contributing your opinion on what sajan should focus his pyromania onhitomi
my grandma sent me clogs in the mail you can burn those instead sajanian
just give them to kara she'll love themremy
BOOOOOmel
remy remember our policy on not booing art history majorsian
he didn't remyemberhitomi
shut UP ianscott
oh has anyone seen my computer science textbook?scott
i think i left it at the last meetingreyna
is it the blue and white one with the blood stain on page 34?scott
well there didn't use to be a blood stainreyna
hmnina
what the fuckhitomi
i thought we removed reyna from groupchat bc she wasn't on decathlon anymoremel
we did but then raveen dropped out and we had to put her in as alternatereyna
hey speaking of missing items has anyone seen my shovelreyna
i need it for something importantian
i feel like we should call someonehitomi
like the police maybemel
listen reyna's definitely a serial murderer but she's our best math repreyna
thanksnina
oh i think i have your textbook scottnina
does it have a strangely detailed drawing of remy in it?scott
noscott
ok fine yesremy
whatnina
i ship itmel
guys time to be seriousmel
we're heading down to LA in a little less than 3 months to compete with STEM teams from around the countrymel
we need to focusmel
i'll go over our battle plan together tomorrow but we're going to need to work harder than everhitomi
mel if you work any harder you'll explodeian
yeah you've already worked yourself half to deathmel
well i still have another half to gomel
and i'm using it to win stateian
okay so now that mel is gone i think we should stage an intervention tomorrow at the meeting to make her stop overworking herselfhitomi
definitelysajan
mel studies too muchscott
she's an amazing captain but she's going to burn out if she keeps pushing herself so hardnina
i know i worry about herremy
she needs a break😔mel
you guys know i'm still here rightian
no one removed her?mel
noian
oh noian
please don't tear me in half melmel
no fucking promisesian
i'm literally quaking with fearian
that's not sarcasm i am so afraidmel
somel
we'll be meeting at 4pm tomorrowmel
we'll be revising the fundamental theorems of multivariable calculus in addition to our overall competition strategymel
except for ian of coursemel
because they'll be busy serving tiny bits of his corpse in the cafeteria lasagnahector
good one melhitomi
no one cares hectormel
shut up hectornina
jesus hectorsajan
can i set him on firehector
whatAUTHOR'S NOTE: people seem to enjoy theory's minor characters so here's a chapter featuring them because i don't really know what to do with this fic. also thank you so much for 10k!
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