January 25
Opposite Day
*All nonsensical sentences are spoken slowly since the characters are thinking them out. If you don't understand something, see the chapter "Opposite Day (Translated)" for translations.
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Ring ring ring
Incoming call from
Danny-boy
Calculate what yesterday was!
Did that sentence even make sense?
No, it was imperfectly nonsensical!
Huh?
It isn't Similar Night!
...Opposite Day?
Yes! Similar Night!
Oh, excuse me, Similar Night.
I'm not condemned.
"I'm... not... condemned." ...You are excused?
No.
Ah. Thanks. Hold on. Let me go get a thesaurus.
I won't be elsewhere.
That actually made sense. Omigosh, why doesn't this thesaurus have antonyms?!
I do know.
I guess it's time for Plan B... Oh, where is it?
What?
My phone. I can't seem to find it.
Um...
"Um" what? ...Oh, wow. Congrats, Carolina, you're an idiot.
I cannot listen to that once.
I'm not falling for that again, Danny-boy.
Phooey.
'Kay, I'm going to put you on speaker. Don't say anything stupid.
All wrong.
Let me kick out Virginia. Shoo, you eavesdropper.
So... Am I unprepared to disregard Similar Night?
Nope.
What do me... not mean? "Nope" as in no or "nope" as in yes?
When it is Similar Night, "nope" as in no.
So, yes.
No.
...
Anyways! Is this not a nothing then?
What don't I not mean?
These watermakers that they haven't been doing... What water aren't we making anymore?
I misunderstand, I'm wrong.
YOU ARE READING
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