Me: Hi, I really don't know if I should count this as an author's note or not...
Eren: I think you should count this as an author's note.
Me: How did you get out of the closet?
Mikasa: We managed to unlock the door using our blades.
Armin: Well... Your closet wasn't bad, you did provide us beds... and two bathrooms for girls and boys. It was really warm and cozy.
Hanji: How is that even a closet?! I say it's a cabin!
Me: Aaaand they are all out. Hey... Where's Sasha?
Ymir: In your kitchen with Connie and Jean.
Me: DAMNIT, SASHA!! DON'T YOU DARE EAT MY PASTRIES!!
Krista: Too late, they ate everything.
Me: All hope... In humanity is... Lost...
Levi: Oi brat. How long are you gonna keep us here?
Me: Translation, "Sylvia, keep us forever here. Even if it's just me, keep me here. You have a wonderful supply of cleaning products. Plus, your home is spotless, I love it." Riiight?
Levi: Tch.
Erwin: You do know that most of the characters are lost in this maze, right?
Me: Yeah, that's why I never let you guys out of the closet all together... Oh, are all of them wearing their 3DMG?
Hanji: I think so, you did tell us that to wear our gear every now and then, right? What for?
Me: I may or may not have made replicas of the Rogue, Dancing, Colossal, Ape, Female and Armored titans in some rooms.
Everyone: WHAT.
"GAAAAHHH T-TITANS!!!!!"
Me: 'Paging all humans scattered in the house. Please don't hurt the titans. If they are attacking, leave the room immediately, to them, you are invading their habitat. Please use your 3DMG when walking in the halls, I may or may not have set up traps. :P'
Hanji: You're keeping those titans as pets?
Me: Uhm, no. Why would I do that to such creatures? They're not my pets, I do take care of them. And they kinda see me as their mother... Especially Eren's titan. He's so adorable! <3
Eren: I'm just here! D-don't say that!
Me: But it's the truth! And the truth shall set you free!
Erwin: Well, it seems everyone ran back to the closet in fear...
Me: They saw the fanfictions!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HEY LEVI!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ERERI AND THE ERURI ONES?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Levi: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE AUTHORS?! WHY AM I THE BOTTOM EVERY TIME?!
Mikasa: I will kill them all... After I read the MikaRen ones...
Armin: M-Mikasa...!!
Annie: There are Arnie ones too...
Hanji: There are Levi x Hanjis too! What the hell?! Why am I a dude here?!
Me: Okay, you guys go back to the closet and rest. I don't want the readers to spend time with traumatized babies. You go back to bed and have those beautiful pieces of art drift from your minds. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the titans bite!
*All characters goes back in the closet*
Me: Have any requested chapters or characters? Feel free to tell me about them in the comments or PM me!
Until then! Be Humanity's hope, Trainees!
Sylvia-Danchou is out, peace!
And yes, a weird chapter indeed. I have the worst case of Writer's block.
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