Alphonse x Reader One-Shots

A/N- Birthday and College stories

So it's 12:19am as I write this, so technically it's my birthday and I'm a legal adult now. So hey everybody. There's that.
Want me to talk about college right now? No? Too bad, I have some funny stories because art college is different than normal college and some of these stories are really funny. And I have pictures for a lot of them (One of them I won't include because... well... I'm pretty sure nudity isn't allowed, even if it's art.
So first thing, I did a few more doodles of me and Alphonse.

He's just very fun to draw and I'm still a garbage can.
Okay, that's like all of that story. Now for some college stuff.
I learned how to use the digital cutter for one of my classes, and we have access to them for whatever purpose you need them for. Now I went to the lab with them for a class assignment, and got what I needed for them class printed out.
However, you should not give me access to technology for free if you don't want me to goof off with it at least a little bit.

I let the machine run for like ten minutes making this. I hope you all are proud of me.
Also I made this.

The classroom this class takes place in also has like a glass roof thing in part of it, and I keep looking up as I stretch back and remembering that, oh yeah, there's a spy in this room.

Okay, that's all of my abuse of technology. Let's talk about drawing class.
So this week in class we had nude models. It was a bit less awkward than you think it would be, you kinda get into the swing of drawing and you stop caring.
I should probably mention this story is a lot more PG-13 than the other one.
So the first nude model I had to draw was a woman, so nothing I hadn't seen before, and I felt pretty comfortable with how my drawing turned out. We took a break after that and I got dinner. When we came back, we were going to start on the second nude model drawing. I was in the middle of putting my paper up on the wall when the models started posing, lying down on their stands, completely naked.
This is probably a good time to mention this is the first time I've ever drawn a naked man ever, let alone a living breathing model.
I turn around, and I realize I have been given the pleasure of having the absolute worst possible angle for this drawing. The total amount of time drawing for that piece lasted about forty minutes.
I turned around and internally went "Oh, that's a penis. And a scrotum. And buttcheeks."
Like I said, PG-13.
Anyways, I got used to it fairly quickly, but it's just really funny in hindsight.
I also told my cousin who's a senior here about the whole experience, since I met up with him at haunted house club, and he gave me some advice. He said you'll find it so much nicer to draw female models, because boobs don't move around really. Male anatomy, on the other hand, has a mind of its own. It will be in different places at different points, and it will frustrate you to no end.
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Okay that's enough talk about that. I'm eightteen now so I guess I can't do anything illegal for real this time (not like I was doing anything illegal before anyways). College is a lot of work, but I'm having a really fun time. Looking forward to hopefully being in an animation class next semester.
Next and final oneshot will probably go up during one of my breaks, one of which is happening in a few weeks. I have lots of ideas for it jotted down in my notes app, and I can tell it's gonna be a long one. I gave it a satisfying ending and like character development. It might be longer than the werewolf reader one, which was over 9000 words. I swear I didn't mean to make that joke it's just the truth.
Sorry if this author's note was a bit different than you were expecting. I don't usually talk here about stuff like that but it was pretty funny and art school is really fun, even if you're always questioning your art skill because EVERYONE is really good at art school.
(Also like no one is straight including me but that's a different story.)
Oh, and before I forget, I drew my brother Merle from The Adventure Zone for his birthday since it's both of our birthdays!

I'm new to Photoshop, but I think it turned out pretty well!
P.S. Someone please listen to TAZ so I can talk about it more thanks.
Okay, it's 12:48am now and I have a 9am class in the morning. Night everybody, and thanks for reading my blabberings!
P.S.S. I didn't proofread this at all so if there's typos or I'm oversharing whoops just tell me if I'm being annoying.
(I always feel like everyone secretly hates me even though I know it's not true anyways!)
Okay bye for real this time! Thank you for sticking with me!