[05:12]
park.jimin: wow tae, how dare u lie to our friends about my location...
jjk.art: JIMIN
park.jimin: hey kookie!! ((:
jjk.art: where TF have uve been u gave namjoon a heart attack
park.jimin: ah no!!! sorry joonie i didn't mean to do that ),:
jjk.art: well, even if u didn't mean to, u could of gotten charged for MURDER
jjk.art: u would go to JAIL
jjk.art: i don't have the money to bail u out jimin, ur actions have consequences that broke artists can't help
park.jimin: did u forget we're friends with tae?
jjk.art: well he has normal sleeping hours, u would be stuck in jail for a few hours
jjk.art: a few hours of jail can completely change a man, u gotta be careful jiminie ):
park.jimin: u say it like u would know
jjk.art: im a 100% certified get away driver so i've picked people up from jail and even standing in the jail for two minutes cHANGES A MAN
taekitback: bitch since when was driving me away from bad blind dates known as being a "get away driver?"
jjk.art: im "getting" u "away" from the shitty date as a "driver"
park.jimin: hey tae tae!!¡
park.jimin: (normal sleeping hours my ass)
taekitback: hey chimchim, how was japan?
jjk.art: hold up
jjk.art: nani?
taekitback: so the other three are coming from japan to korea right
taekitback: and jimin was like "man, i want to go to japan one day, hopefully they can take me."
park.jimin: to which tae replies "fuck it," and books me a first class flight to japan to let me stay at a premium resort.
jjk.art: why wasn't i invited i could have met yoongles earlier
park.jimin: tae thought it would be a good social experiment to see when y'all would finally notice i was gone
park.jimin: took u a week and a half
park.jimin: rlly shows how much i matter here ):
jjk.art: nooo jiminie we all missed u we just didn't want to acknowledge it given u have this role of our punching bag
park.jimin: not very comforting, but thx
park.jimin: going to quickly catch up with all the chats.
park.jimin: 1. hi seokjin!!! nice to meet u, i'm jimin and i'm ur go to stress relief
jjk.art: a hug from jimin a day keeps the therapist away
park.jimin: yikes
park.jimin: 2. suga, yoongi is a pretty name! it's very fitting (:
park.jimin: 3. when tf did jungkook and yoongi go from pining to full blown flirting like??? what happened????
park.jimin: kookie i deserve an explanation
jjk.art: wellllll jiminie
jjk.art: when two people love each other very much...
taekitback: for the love of god jungkook don't format this like you're about to give a child "the talk"
jjk.art: the two people get together... and-
jjk.art: -this is where i stop the joke bc that's when u say the guy fucks the girl but bro that's cisgender straight shit and u know i'm not for teaching my child the homophobic way at such a young age
taekitback: that's not homophobic, it's just how reproduction works.
jjk.art: still, my kids better be as straight as a steaming bowl of ramen, they need to know about adoption at a young age
jjk.art: the earth has too many humans, gays r gonna help calm the population by adopting the kids who don't have homes and are already here rather than adding another bundle of dna and cells to this falling planet
taekitback: deep
park.jimin: k wait "child"?? im older than u
jjk.art: does ur height say that tho?
park.jimin: weak insult
jjk.art: weak like ur genes
jjk.art: weak like ur comebacks
jjk.art: weak like u
park.jimin: don't @ me
taekitback: ok well clearly nobody is going to rap up the conversation we were having before so i'll take the initiative: jungkook and yoongi got together
park.jimin: really? oh my god that's great !!
jjk.art: yea
park.jimin: when did it happen? how did it happen? who confessed? who tops?
jjk.art: it happened a week or two ago, namjoon forced it out of yoongi through a insane group chat, yoongi confessed, n/a
park.jimin: worth a shot for the last one
taekitback: they haven't even seen each other in person how are you expecting an answer
park.jimin: touché
park.jimin: can we throw a party for u two when they get to korea???? (sotheycanfuckandigettoknowwhotops)
jjk.art: no
minswag: sure
park.jimin: WOO PARTY!!
jjk.art: oh hey yoongles, why r u up rn?
minswag: commissions.
minswag: it's. painful.
jjk.art: how come?
minswag: this guy commissioned me a really complex character but rather than sending me a picture of the character, he felt the need to describe the character to me. so i've had to redraw it five times because i haven't got the exact details correct.
jjk.art: where's this dude at ill fuck him up
jjk.art: nobody does yoongs like that
taekitback: that guy...
taekitback: wow not all heroes wear capes, he's my role model now
jjk.art: bruh
minswag: tae, one day i want you to try to be an artist getting a few dozen commissions a week with painfully oblivious commissioners.
minswag: once you have to redraw something more than once, force somebody to pay part of their commission before receiving the piece so they don't bail after getting the piece, perform the oh so dreaded mailing, and explain that art is not done for free over fifty times, you'll see that not all heroes wear capes but rather wield paintbrushes.
jjk.art: yoongs....... do u want to skype, u seem stressed i wanna help ):
minswag: it's not too much of a problem, i'm just frustrated. but im not going to turn down an offer to skype with you.
jjk.art: i'll sing for u to calm u down
minswag: that's kind of you, kook. thanks
park.jimin: tae how come u don't sing for me when im stressed
taekitback: singing isn't my strong suit
park.jimin: since when, singing is like ur only strong suit
taekitback: no... gucci is my strong suit
taekitback: get it
taekitback: because gucci is a brand that sells formal wear like suits
jinglebells: go to sleep.
