DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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02. INSTAGRAM

NOTAMOUSE
(where oh where is my)MAN(Chris Evans)GO(nna take me on a date next?!1!)
185.2K LIKES 5.3K COMMENTS

username1 wait are u dating or not

notamouse me and this mango? yes username1

username2 did you and Chris fall out or something??

username3 I see empty chairs at empty tables, is my boy Marius Pontmercy there

username4 u look like ur 12 ur never gonna get a man

notamouse brother, is that u username4

username5 why are you famous, remind me again?

notamouse my witty humour and good looks username5

cocalola this is what I call commitment to mockery; she doesn't eat fruit any other time ever

notamouse fun fact; as a child, I convinced my father I was allergic to maybe like six or seven different kinds of fruit because I hated them cocalola

username6 despicable me is actually a biography of a loveable villain's (Minnie's) life, confirmed??

notamouse not saying it is but also not saying it's not, read into that as you wish username6

username7 dum dums they're not legit dating, do you not understand sarcasm??

username8 no I struggle username7

username7 oh ok fair enough username8

username9 you're so cute I just wanna put you in my pocket and take you home

notamouse I'm pretty sure that's kidnapping, see u in court username9

username10 I love when celebs take the time to respond to their fans xoxox

cocalola it's her number one form of entertainment to be a sarcastic little troll, pls, let her live username10

username11 ur eyebrows match ur shades and I very much approve of that

notamouse I'm glad; that's all I was thinking about when I bought them, tbh username11

username12 I love mango hbu ??

imsebastianstan is the plural of mango; mango, mangoes, mangoing, or ??? I'm confused

notamouse yes imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan I'll ask your boyfriend, he's super smort notamouse

notamouse ok tell him I love him pls imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan yes ma'am notamouse

cocalola what the flip flop just happened

username13 you tell me, honestly cocalola