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jjk.art: do you ever just
jjk.art: want to be
taekitback: straight
taekitback: cool
taekitback: g-dragon
taekitback: a cat so you have no schedule and can sleep and do jack all day while also feeling above everybody else and plotting world domination while simultaneously being total bitch to everything and everyone yet you'll still get fed and loved?
jjk.art: uh
jjk.art: 2 out of the 4 sure
joonglebells: which two?
jjk.art: g-dragon and a cat, duh
jjk.art: like straight? sorry what? hetero, more like heterNO
jinglebells: i'll be straight with you, that was a poor attempt of a pun. a for effort though.
jjk.art: get lost
jjk.art: im a in a heartbeat enthusiast tag urself im the gay one and the gayer one
minswag: i'm the heart
jjk.art: happily bringing me through life <33
taekitback: i too tag myself as the heart
jjk.art: u better let go of me u piece of crap i should be able to confess my gay to myself when i want bINCH FUCK RIGHT OFF
taekitback: realms of day and night
jinglebells: im the trash can the gayer one hops into.
joonglebells: im all those judging students. all the time. especially right now.
jjk.art: lolol ok
jjk.art: also, i'm already pretty cool so don't need to be that, can't change what's perfect right yoongles
minswag: whatever helps you sleep at night.
jjk.art: u'd know, wouldn't u ((;
joonglebells: what
taekitback: WHAT
joonglebells: suddenly i'm happen seokjin forces me to sleep at decent times so i do not need to be conscious to hear yoongi's skype calls with jeongguk.
jjk.art: y does he make u sleep early what the peck
jinglebells: ever hear about a thing called beauty sleep? people like you sure as hell need it <3
taekitback: hot damn
minswag: if beauty was measured on a scale of how much you sleep, jeongguk would be aurora.
jjk.art: daw <33
taekitback: suddenly i too am happy i didn't move in with hobi, jiminie, and kookie for reasons like this. like for real, im considering going vegan so i don't have to deal with this cheesy ass conversation.
joonglebells: yeah, why do you live on your own?
taekitback: more space for me? there's no real reason.
taekitback: actually, at the time they got their apartment, i was planning on moving in but we all realised it would be too crammed if we all lived together. plus, there were lots of apartments available at the time so i figured i'd take one for the team.
jjk.art: actual story is we kicked him out so he wouldn't make out with jimin on the couch cuz hobi and i need our eyes thx
jjk.art: also that's the couch i play overwatch on and the thought that tae and jimin would be doing i n t i m a t e shit there would probs make me burn the couch. and the house.
taekitback: you're just jealous jimin and i have a tangible relationship
jjk.art: just u wait
jjk.art: ull regret ur words bro
taekitback: i live with no regrets like that one anime kid you've had a crush on for years now.
jjk.art: OK
jjk.art: his name is LEVI
jjk.art: not some anime kid, he is THE LEVI
jjk.art: say it with me: lord levi
taekitback: lord... badassemokidwhofeelsnoemotionsbecauseofhistragicbackstoryandthinkshescoolbuttobehonesthereallyisnt... levi
jjk.art: levi protecc
jjk.art: he resurrecc
jjk.art: so most importantly, u can NEVER disrespecc
taekitback: isn't that dead
taekitback: like marco
jjk.art: TAKE IT BACK TAE, TOO SOON
taekitback: how's that too soon, that anime came out like three years ago or whatever?
jjk.art: it's always too soon with marco )),:
minswag: ok... is it a problem i don't know what you guys are talking about?
jinglebells: disowned.
joonglebells: yoongi... bro.
joonglebells: how haven't you heard of attack on titan.
jjk.art: ^^!1!!!!1!1!!1
taekitback: jungkook and his weeb manga drawing ass is offended on a personal level
jjk.art: uve never read an ereri comic... like ever?
minswag: no?
taekitback: #feelsbad
jjk.art: don't worry yoongles we'll watch it together and cuddle up on the couch and eat lots and lots of popcorn as people get brutally murdered by huge naked people it'll be super romantic
jjk.art: then we'll collab on an ereri comic woo already planning out the week
jinglebells: just thought i'd say, erwin is hot.
jjk.art: BRUH SINCE WHEN
jjk.art: HIS EYEBROWS MIGHT AS WELL BE A UNIVERSE OF THEM OWN
jinglebells: on the contrary optimistic side, they're be bigger than your pay check (:
taekitback: a single hair on his eyebrow is bigger than kookies pay check
jjk.art: a single molecule on him is bigger than my paycheck im b r o k e
jjk.art: i am in need of a sugar daddy
minswag: on my way.
joonglebells: hurt. exposed. changed. betrayed. broken. destroyed.
taekitback: im going to kill myself
taekitback: do you ever want to be a cat so you can kill yourself nine times instead of one time when your stupid ass friend has a cheesy ass conversation with his dickbag boyfriend
joonglebells: all the time.
joonglebells: im going to convert to catholicism so i can at least have a 0.1% of believing i'll be able to reincarnate into a cat in my next life.
jinglebells: don't you mean catolicism?
jjk.art: suddenly i lost the appeal of being a cat
